Lady Tess of Lasgane

diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk

Hi, I'm Tess I'm a 33yr old poor, disabled, autistic, white trans woman living in the UK.I mainly post puns and silly things. And occasionally: grumbles, quiet musing and physics.I'm learning to program and hoping to make a game.I'm also a carer for my wife <a href="https://glitterkitten.co.uk/@FrazzledBrynn" class="u-url mention">@FrazzledBrynn</a>

Posts

Post #4419821
One of my first thoughts when waking up was, and maybe this question has been debated before, "Does Gimli seeing Galadriel as beautiful count as monsterfucking?"
Post #4116094
The short messages from aircraft (via ACARS) are all unencrypted. That's right, they're sent in plane text.
Post #3982404
of course, in the UK we call it oestro-jam
Post #3941705
I have raised many a glass to an ocean liner. I'm a notorious shiptoaster.
Post #3905213
"this does not spark joy" and is therefore safe to use in environments where joy may become aerosolised.
Post #2897833
If I die I don&#39;t want any of you saying &quot;I hope she is at peace&quot;. I want to be an angry wrathful ghost for a bit.
Post #2897832
I&#39;ve not bought a 99 flake in over a decade and honestly I don&#39;t know what the prices are on then now. When I see a ice-cream van it&#39;s like my inner child wants to buy one for me and Brynn but I&#39;m terrified of them suddenly being £5.
Post #2897831
I knew a farmer who died trying to grow the best chickpeas. The growers competition awarded them first place, post-hummusly.
Post #2897830
Yes I&#39;m awake, groggy and back on my bullshit
Post #2897829
Hi all, long story short me and Brynn have pushed ourselves too thin this month, and we could use some help to catch ourselves up and get groceries. :heart_trans: http://PayPal.me/diffractie http://ko-fi.com/brynndraws
Post #2897828
Getting paid $2000 a month to masturbate :thinking_fierce: ... its for an AI company who wants you to test their AI audio 🤢
Post #2897827
Me, grabbing some bread at any point in the last 20ish years: &quot;I&#39;ll just take a little more bread to honour the dead.&quot; I heard that line far too many times. #GrimFandango
Post #2573570
Lot of pottering today, bit in the garden, spruced up desk, baking, cooking, little bit of tidying, short trip to the shops. All good but I had to tie up the day&#39;s loose ends and it was slightly too much for one day! So now I&#39;ve got the overexertion pains that remind me of sports day running.
Post #2571063
A decadent dessert is 10x as dent as any other dessert
Post #2531742
What is it about 3am that makes our bodies feel like this is the time to be awake.
Post #2505395
Always pay attention to where people&#39;s eyes dart when they are talking to you. If their eyes go up and to the right it could mean there is a cool bird behind you over your left shoulder.
Post #2504252
Startling brynn with my panicked yelps at the printer.
Post #2504251
Imagine if you could have the loading mechanism of a bolt action rifle as a stim toy.
Post #2504249
5 hours awake and I&#39;m still a level of tired I would describe as &quot;debilitating&quot;
Post #2504243
Maxwells equations tell us that a changing E field (estrogen) induces a B field (boobs)
Post #2418205
Who called them fake plants and not fauxliage
Post #2408492
The acceleration store called, and they said your &quot;jerk store&quot; is derivative.
Post #2341840
I got a Tesco email saying &quot;Introducing our newest member, Plumbert&quot; And I was like &quot;Who the fuck is Plumbert?&quot; And it turns out its this horrifying fruit and veg amalgam.
Post #2245619
The vampire community really struggles with self-reflection.
Post #2226084
No, I didn&#39;t &quot;forget your name&quot;, I didn&#39;t store it in the first place, it&#39;s called being GDPR compliant.
Post #1800652
Oof it's cramps and headache day today. Anyway good morning everyone
Post #1761446
It's funny how an umlaut changes pronunciation, you put one over an x and suddenly its pronounced "acceleration"
Post #1653095
Shout out to libraries. The original data centres.
Post #937389
I do love how big rocket unites the internet
Post #817110
Looking over at Brynn trying to find out what bird they saw earlier and innocently searching for &quot;British tits&quot; ...