David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
<p>Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.</p><p>Posting habits: ~60% <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Monsterdon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Monsterdon</span></a>, ~20% <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Python" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Python</span></a>/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/AltText" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AltText</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://techhub.social/tags/books" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>books</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/t
Posts
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Post #4477296
LAPD: see something you don't understand and shoot it Beastmaster world: see something you don't understand and worship it We are not so different really #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4477237
note: it was not, in fact, thermonuclear destruction, it was just regular nuclear destruction because it's really important to get those details right in a movie like this #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4477180
Did anyone ask what Kodo and Podo want #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4477164
And of course the logical thing to do after disarming a nuclear weapon is throw it at the local police officer #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4477138
I see this follows the rules of Galaxy Quest where it's physically impossible to stop a countdown timer at anything other than 00:01 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4477039
The One Arklon can only be destroyed by casting it back into the fires whence it came #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4477030
Pretty sure both these guys have been hit in the crotch at least once each by now #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4477024
"father of death" wut #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4477009
lol the monkey is a troll #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476969
lolololololol so which brother is the lion and which is the hedgehog #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476951
Gotta have the right lighting for your climactic sword fight for control of a nuclear weapon #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476930
oh snap now you made the animals mad #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476717
Ah, the classic "see a thing happening" -> "shoot at it" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476671
I would totally watch a detective show with the witch, Dar, and Jackie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476559
pew pew pew (guns not lasers this time, but still) #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476503
To be fair, it just wouldn't have felt right if it had been in any way challenging for two prehistoric time travelers to infiltrate a military base #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476403
Let's not forget that Dar shares thoughts with the animals so he knew the whole time that the eagle is sitting in the kitchen trolling the butler and just let it happen ๐ #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476359
"Limited Attention Span News" ๐ #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476205
okay I like that they had Beastmaster playing in the movie theater This movie clearly doesn't take itself too seriously #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476117
Oh good I was worried Dar was going to mysteriously know how to open a car door #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476111
Dar was so chatty before they came through the portal.... #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4476042
The eagle is clearly the only sensible character in this movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4475818
"run a query on loincloth freaks" ๐ #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4475751
of *course* they're brothers ๐คฆ #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4475713
Can't help but notice that the police officers had no trouble jumping back through the portal #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4475689
I wonder if they have lunch in the Western Region #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4475641
hey look at her being a nice evil warlord's witch and explaining what happened #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4475619
that all happened way too fast #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4475544
fangs what the cat has that you don't is fangs #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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Post #4475289
The tiger probably wants pets #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2