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deersyrup@yiff.life

im an IBM System/360 that got connected to the worldwide web. I go by ellie online!part time professor and computer creative 💻🎨💖 queer poly trans switch etc etc. “nintendo 3ds enthusiast”. primarily extrude text in EN, learning 中文伙计currently directing & developing F-State: Rhythm Rapture with <a href="https://yiff.life/@Foxdodge" class="u-url mention">@Foxdodge</a> and <a href="https://yiff.life/@slimeproducer" class="u-url mention">@slimeproducer</a>my posts are a stochastic estimation of your employer’s thoughts and opinions🔞minors dni🔞

Posts

Post #4360135
when faced with a lack of organizational affordances, users will make do
Post #4301639
hidden beanty
Post #4301638
500GB file transfer: complete! now to transcode B)
Post #4301637
I’m imagining like, a museum exhibit of a machine running a gpt2 or gpt3, and it’s got one of those “coded by humans” stickers on it
Post #4301636
popular empathetic knowledge is that nobody wakes up in the morning and thinks, “how can I be evil and do wrong today?” well, I’d like to introduce myself
Post #4301635
"real photography" guys when they find out about mobile image signal processing
Post #4301634
the grass I'm touching:
Post #4301633
pissed off that all the Lottie file players for wordpress are freemium so im writing a Gutenberg wrapper around dotlottie-wc because that cannot fucking stand
Post #4099709
if you're gonna use biometric data for a login system at all it should be as a username. not a password.
Post #4082319
you don’t look at the cum on the sheets after making love and point at it and say “thats it, there is the love” so why do that when you’re talking about making art
Post #4076489
This painting is finally finished! It’s displaced though so you can’t see it. Until you get to where it is in the future you’ll need to use my imagination
Post #3964404
those bricks are like 150 years old
Post #3944113
been wanting to do some work in chalk on brick but I didn’t want to do a ton of studies on something I couldn’t just hose off. so I laid a sketchbook yk how it is
Post #3918651
it's happening again no stream this time I wanna try doing a timelapse
Post #3703041
our company will be water positive by 2030. that’s right, we’re spinning up the hydrox reactors and flooding the earth with more water than it’s ever seen before. 0% landmass by 3000 is the goal: we’re calling it 30000%
Post #3662576
shaving megabytes off my splat file size AND regaining spherical harmonics(!!!!) by using .sog instead of .splat format for deployment
Post #3661821
most fun part imo about all this rendering junk ive been writing is the real time aspect. that's just happening!
Post #3659474
I love implementing papers!! so fun and funky
Post #3658647
oops I blowed up miku
Post #3655319
oh thats why my computer was running so weird. I was training a gaussian splat and completely forgot lol
Post #3618578
barbat batboy boygirl
Post #3611975
This Could Be You!, charcoal on board. 18”x24”. Ellie Online, 2026 Patreon | Ko-Fi
Post #3567935
gay as fuck BAT
Post #3441334
rendering code is fun bc even when things go wrong it looks cool as fuck
Post #3438742
charcoal from today
Post #3404258
I feel like you only value me for my eggs
Post #3391356
I’m gonna start posting fake deltarune spoilers while the asphalt is still wet
Post #3377435
valve famicom
Post #3310944
phenomenal marketing bot response to my piece on the other website. truly it was an historic moment
Post #3308517
If I Was There It Wouldn’t Have Went Down The Way It Did, charcoal and chalk pastel on 18”x 24” archival newsprint. Ellie Online, 2026 Patreon | Ko-Fi