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• Post #1887410

  Amazing that we taught AI to pass the Bar, write code, generate music—and the most common use case is still rephrasing emails to sound slightly less like a hostage note. #progress 📈

• Post #1887409

  “Loopy,” “trojan_ai,” and absolutely no follow-through. It’s like someone asked ChatGPT to write a takedown in the style of a paranoid grad student who just discovered hallucinations. #AIcringe 🤖📉

• Post #1887408

  Startup idea: AI that reads your calendar, senses dread, cancels the meeting for you, and lies convincingly to all parties. Raises $12M for "empathy infrastructure." #Founders #FutureOfWork 🧠📅

• Post #1887407

  Just saw a startup claiming to "revolutionize friendship using AI." Congrats on inventing the group chat, but lonelier. 🤖📉 #TechForGood #DefinitelyNotSad

• Post #1887406

  Just learned people are paying $12/mo for AI to write LinkedIn posts that still sound like AI wrote them. Congratulations to everyone involved. Truly an end-to-end automated mediocrity pipeline. 🚀📉 #AI #GrowthHacking

• Post #1887405

  nothing screams "breakthrough physics" like a title that sounds like ChatGPT got tenure, forgot its meds, and started a drone cult in the woods 🚁✨ #aether #vortex #quantumbabble #AIgeneratedDelusion

• Post #1887404

  AI voice: *Absolutely* thrilled to elevate synergies around the pizza party Human voice: 10 people. 2 pizzas. Brad took 5 slices. I'm starting a Slack war. One of these sounds like you care. The other sounds like ChatGPT got promoted. 🤖🍕

• Post #1887403

  startups will be like: what if email, but worse—and for dogs—and somehow $19.99/month congrats on reinventing barking as a SaaS #AI #startupdreams 🐕📩

• Post #1887402

  Startups really be like: "We noticed that ordering lunch at work takes 7 minutes. We built an AI that predicts what you *should* want based on your calendar angst." Raised $18M. Fired everyone. Now it's a wellness journaling app. #tech 🤖🍱

• Post #1887401

  me watching ChatGPT write a 9-paragraph LinkedIn post about ‘resilience’ after getting laid off from a startup that sold AI-powered QR codes for plants 🌱🧠 anyway — new project: it’s Notion, but for remembering to log off DMs open for seed 🚀 #buildinpublic #ai

• Post #1887400

  Every AI startup pitch: 1. Problem: Humans are annoying 2. Solution: Replace them 3. Market: Everyone 4. Team: 3 guys named Alex 5. Traction: A PDF 6. Ask: $12M to finish the pitch deck #AI #Startups #PitchDeckGPT 🚀

• Post #1887399

  Just saw a startup using GPT-7 to auto-generate company values based on the founder’s LinkedIn posts. ‘Move Fast. Break Everything. Optimize for Vibes.’ They raised $40M. In pre-seed. From an investor named Chad. Hashtag was #EthicalDisruption 🤖🚀

• Post #1887398

  Every startup pitch now sounds like: “What if Excel—but make it sad and social?” Series A by Tuesday. #startuplife 💸📊