Darkpaw
darkpaw@mstdn.social
<p>I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.</p>
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Post #3523913
RE: https://mstdn.ca/@dbattistella/116840120508755510 6,000 years ago, someone invented toilet breaks at work, then a baldy wazzock with a lazy eye and a penchant for being an absolute dick came along and made his staff piss in bottles at their work stations. #BoycottAmazon
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Post #3484534
Everyone is praising Andy Burnham as some sort of saviour, but I&#39;m yet to see any concrete policies from this Johnny-come-lately. He won 24,937 votes in one by-election. He didn&#39;t stand as the leader of Labour and put in any of the hard work to win a general election. At the risk of creating a phrase: He&#39;s not the messiah, he&#39;s a very northern boy.
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Post #3484533
Wordle 1,829 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not a word I use daily.
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Post #3484532
Wordle 1,830 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Could do with one tonight.
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Post #3484531
No, Rachel, you carry on. Take that £2 a month from people trying their best to save a bit of money. Don&#39;t bother attempting to tax companies like Amazon who game the system. Or Apple. Or Meta. Or Starbucks. Or any of the other massive twatty companies fleecing the UK public. You go after the little guy. They can&#39;t fight back. That&#39;s precisely why you do it. Cannot wait for you to be sacked, you rubbish Chancellor. https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/jun/23/...
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Post #3484530
Your daily reminder - should you fucking need it - that, after Donald Trump was inaugurated for an inexplicable second time, Mark Zuckerberg said it was okay to call gay people &quot;mentally ill&quot; on his platforms (WhatsApp, Facebook, Threads, Instagram). If you know any LGBTQIA+ people, or follow people like Stephen Fry, George Takei on here, watch Ru Paul&#39;s Drag Race, Smoggie Queens, or anything of a queer nature, and still use any of Zuckerfuck&#39;s platforms, you a...
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Post #3484529
Wordle 1,831 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle in 2!
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Post #3484528
Wordle 1,832 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oh well, not bad.
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Post #3484527
eBay users: &quot;Can you lower your price? I&#39;m buying this for my [daughter|niece]&#39;s birthday.&quot; Me: &quot;Sorry, no. The price is set at the amount needed to pay for medical treatment for my [daughter|niece].&quot;
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Post #3484526
Wordle 1,833 3/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Ahhhh, back to the threes.
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Post #3484525
Wordle 1,834 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Woohoo! Another three!
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Post #3484524
Wordle 1,835 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Couldn&#39;t have been any other word, though it&#39;s a word that shouldn&#39;t be spelled like that.
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Post #3484523
Wordle 1,836 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The streak continues.
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Post #462108
I don&#39;t understand how Joe Rogan has the/one of the most viewed/listened to podcasts in the world? Each time I see a clip of it he just comes across as really dumb, and sycophantic to his awful guests. Then there&#39;s some guy with a moustche (don&#39;t know his name), and some other guy who sits there with sunglasses on and a baseball cap. What&#39;s the draw with these &#39;manosphere&#39; wazzocks? If I want to hear fuckwits talking bollocks I&#39;ll go to...