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• Post #4475795

  This part of the void is very cozy.

• Post #4402879

  A small young girl walking in the park with her mother stopped to admire colourful flowers along the side of the path. Excited, she commented on how beautiful one flower was in particular. The mother interrupted her and basically said to ignore it as it was just a weed. What? I'm sorry, but if the child says that it's a beautiful flower, then it is. Anyway, beauty comes in many forms.

• Post #4358449

  Looking for some small annoying revenge curses.

• Post #4263241

  "We apologize for mislabeling every country in our map of Africa, but in our defense, we had no idea where Africa was, let alone that it's not a country."

• Post #4244327

  A surreal intersection of multidimensional existence, at once jarring, yet somehow familiar, when we catch up to a moment and place in linear time that we have inexplicably already experienced before. "That's déjà vu." Sounds familiar. 🤔

• Post #4200342

  If we don't post anything for a while, people may assume that we're out there doing important things and enjoying life. Of course it's not true, but why ruin the mystique.

• Post #4139845

  That time my boss said good morning to me knowing full well that it was unlikely.

• Post #4116384

  Take my hand. #Photography

• Post #4100549

  Standing by the thousand degree outdoor grill in the hot sun, because it's too hot to cook inside today.

• Post #4076677

  Hey Donnie, Wildfires 🔥 in Washington state are filling Calgary Alberta Canada with smoke and current air quality is beyond high risk level on the health index. Can we trust that you will be paying for the damage? 🤔

• Post #4003914

  A few days ago a neighbour at our condo complex said that they saw a coyote in our yard carrying away what appeared to be an orange cat. This evening I saw someone putting poster of what appeared to be a missing cat notice on a pole in our neighbourhood, so I took a closer look. Oh no.. my buddy Simba.

• Post #3966145

  My wife asked me if I had any plans for the day, like I would know when she hasn't told me yet. 🙄

• Post #3939810

  Apparently I did not have the right-of-way.

• Post #3935885

  "Do you put any thought into your posts?" Only after I've sent them.

• Post #3899804

  People with implanted cardio devices must be aware of everyday equipment sound, electrical and magnetic frequencies that can impact the functionality of the device and even be deadly. Common things like cell phones, or green electrical junction boxes in the yard.. And a whole list of others that people don't give a second thought about. All dangerous, l requiring serious precautions or outright avoidance. Now image a massive data center in the area.. 🤔

• Post #3872704

  I can eat a Costco sized bag of nacho chips in a single sitting, but only if my wife isn't home.

• Post #3866691

  News: Everything is on fire and the air is chewable. Government: We're bringing back coal.

• Post #3785952

  Time travel is indeed real; Our consciousness does it effortlessly; It's really only our body that sucks at non-linear time.

• Post #3749159

  Thanks for calling me a friend. Okay, I acknowledge that it was a general toot to everyone, but still. 😊 🧡

• Post #3744920

  It was ages ago, before life got in the way and we somehow forgot that a bike ride through the park on a sunny day was as important as anything we might do.

• Post #3729025

  "Can you believe they're not buying our booze after we disrupted all of their core industries?"

• Post #3705561

  Green beans almondine, carrot salad with pistachios and dried dates, and the star, marinated planked salmon.. and a glass of chilled rose wine. It's what's for dinner.😋

• Post #3614659

  Intense hailstorm in progress #Calgary There will likely be damage.

• Post #3612763

  The rendezvous. #Photography

• Post #3567883

  View from today's bench. #Photography

• Post #3544978

  If you see me with dilated eyes this afternoon, it's because I was at the eye doctor and not because I'm stoned. Any apparent brain fog.. that's all me.

• Post #3523881

  🙋🏼‍♂️ Checking our social feeds in the morning is as much a roll call to see if our people are okay, as it is about what is being posted.

• Post #3493137

  “Hope is not optimism, which expects things to turn out well, but something rooted in the conviction that there is good worth working for.” ~ Irish poet laureate, Seamus Heaney

• Post #3480122

  It seems weird that we can have Flooding and Forest Fire seasons at the same time. Anyway, they have arrived. 😕

• Post #3450212

  I still have to wear clothes in the summer? This is BS. 😠