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• Post #3296002

  Winnie has wares if you have coin. #Caturday #DailyCat #CatsOfMastodon

• Post #2887266

  Neighbors let their cats out when the weather is nice which is WILD considering we have bears and coyotes. Anyway, they keep comin round my place and really upsetting Maia. She is so scared every time a strange kitty approaches our screen door. 😭 Pictured here, Maia relaxing on a blanket. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #DailyCat

• Post #2887265

  Injuries accumulated today: - Cut hand with box cutter - Slipped on cardboard pile leading to cuts on food and bruise on arm - Bashed elbow into door frame - Blunt force laceration from refrigerator door to thumb resulting in TOO MUCH BLOOD Please stop it 🥲

• Post #2887264

  Tonight I performed in my first ticketed stand up show. LFFGGGG 📈

• Post #2887263

  I’m probably not the first person to do this, but I made an ios Shortcut to strip queries from a URL in the clipboard and copy it back to the clipboard. I was doing this manually for god knows how long LIKE A FOOL. 😂 The shortcut also leaves any fragments intact. Feedback welcome! https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/77a5122e0fdd4dce8a410cc87e07b1a9 #Shortcuts #IosShortcuts

• Post #2294359

  Late morning nap #Caturday #DailyCat #CatsOfMastodon

• Post #2120523

  Watching Terminator 2. First scene at Miles Dyson’s luxurious house with a pool. Husband, sarcastically: See, that could be us if you just accepted AI. Me: Where is the closest murder implement… We have fun 😂

• Post #1888148

  Perched. Dainty. #DailyCat #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

• Post #1732777

  Me: If I get this job, can we get a fourth cat? :ablobcatreach: Husband: We can have a conversation about it, sure. Me: :blobfoxdevil:

• Post #1647844

  Foot #DailyCat #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

• Post #1513055

  The worst part about doing stand up comedy is trying to sleep afterwards. I am buzzing with ENERGY ⚡️

• Post #1467131

  What happens to the Artemis II astronauts if, theoretically, the entire US gets wiped out before their return? #Artemis #uspol

• Post #1026885

  @eric@social.ericwbailey.website Would have made a great April 1 post

• Post #984808

  I had to preface too many sentences in therapy today with “I’m not a danger to myself or others.” #Therapy

• Post #981707

  It snowed last night.

• Post #974393

  I will be celebrating Easter for the first time since I was a child this year. Because it just so happens this year Easter is on my spouse’s birthday! Which obviously means he’s Jesus. ✝️🙏 #Easter #Sacrilege

• Post #974392

  Happy Birthday to my dear Winnifred! 9 years old today! #DailyCat #Caturday

• Post #911021

  Gave The White Lotus season 1 a try. I didn’t know anything about it going in. 1/10 do not recommend. It’s just. Boring. The swings they were trying to take at class and privilege were… honestly could barely call them swings. More like light delicate touches. I kept watching mostly thinking there had to be some payoff. And it didn’t have one. It was like watching a “slice of life” show set at a resort except not entertaining or engaging. I want my 6 hours back 🥲 #WhiteLotus

• Post #893999

  You must remember this #ShitPost #Meme #Inspirobot

• Post #890375

  Business cat demands it #ShitPost #Meme #Inspirobot

• Post #890373

  My kitty princess #Caturday #DailyCat #CatsOfMastodon

• Post #890372

  Fuck Oracle

• Post #815856

  @ErickaSimone@mastodon.social I had read the whole thread & your bio. I stand by what I said. Disregarding all music of an entire genre due to the gross practices of the industry they work in doesn’t feel right to me. There are artists who’ve committed suicide as a direct result of the industry & fan culture that nonetheless put their whole heart & soul into their art to express themselves. It’s possible to hold anger & distrust for the industry without disregarding the artists w...

• Post #814210

  @ErickaSimone@mastodon.social Have you seen any of the React to the K videos of classically trained musicians breaking down musical elements of kpop songs they listen to? It’s neat. It reveals some interesting things kpop producers are doing. I recommend this one: https://youtu.be/v1w3DS1lE0s

• Post #802583

  :catcoder: Me submitting an FTC complaint on SimpliSafe requiring a conversation (chat or phone) to cancel a plan. Read more about the Negative Option Rule here: https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2024/11/15/2024-25534/negative-option-rule By the way, the FTC is currently accepting comments on amending the rule: https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2026/03/ftc-seeks-public-comment-response-advance-notice-proposed-rulemaking-regarding-negative-option #FTC #NegativeOptionR...

• Post #802579

  I love cats so much 😭🥰

• Post #792124

  Live long and die trying #LiveLongAndAnything #HashtagGames

• Post #736761

  @djwfyi@vmst.io 👏🏻 👏🏻