Luke Ontario
coolhand.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
MA LING, MS SLP, mad scientist. A couple mid CES awards in a storage unit. Clinical director for the first FDA approved BCI, where’s my money Elon Politics, data art, mental health, accessibility, bad jokes <a href="http://datapoems.io">datapoems.io</a> • <a href="http://lukesteuber.com">lukesteuber.com</a> • bipolarsky<br><br>🌉 <a href="https://fed.brid.gy/bsky/coolhand.bsky.social">bridged</a> from 🦋 <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/coolhand.bsky.social">coolhand.bsky.social</a>, follow <a class="h-card u-author mention" rel="me" href="https://bsky.brid.gy/bsky.brid.gy" title="@bsky.brid.gy@bsky.brid.gy">@bsky.brid.gy</a> to interact
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It’s a sandbox with network monitoring “Nvidia's VP said if cutting-edge labs had been using this to evaluate their models early on, it could have warded off the Hugging Face attack.” Yes … because it wouldn’t have had network access, which it does not need this to not have Nvidia unveils security platfo...
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Sometimes, when two jargon heavy fields love each other very much, they write thousands of little words together to obfuscate the fact that it didn’t really work Claude computes a nine-loop am...
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Apropos of nothing, my middle name is Carl, and my dad’s last name is Brite, and sometimes I think of the name “Carl Brite” and go “what a timeline that would’ve been”
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High effort bropost
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At what depth do you think a merperson implodes
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How do I watch new Star Trek without giving money to the Ellisons
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Vulcans gonna fly by in 2063 and find ruins
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When the hyperfocus runs it course and I don’t have a new obsession to latch onto yet
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I like how you can go in Starbucks and order a straight up milkshake and they say it’s coffee
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WTF, I gotta shoot otters now?
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Top story on NYT today is about the AI bubble. Given that there are a few other things happening in the world, that’s telling Stocks and the Economy Are Inc...
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Why are Pete Hegseth’s suits always shiny. Add some jewelry and it’s like Liberace testifying for the armed services committee
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Meanwhile, in the rest of the world, China just kicked our ass for the second time in a week I can’t believe I’m sharing a Y combinator link, but the first comment is interesting Qwen 3.8 | Hacker News
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Google requires twelve people to test your app before you can release it. The issue I'm encountering, Google, is that even Jesus didn't have twelve friends. I hate to ask for email addresses, so: remember Google Groups? Please come join my group ❤️ Free things, clock apps, other stuff, favor to me Android Betas - Google Groups
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I went to the deli today and they were out of what I wanted, so the guy asked if I wanted a hug. I figured let’s call this bluff and said yes, and he came out and gave me a nice long hug. In other circumstances, that’s a horror movie.
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$700 lol
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“She had been homeless in Los Angeles with her boyfriend near the hospital where she died” Every single death like hers is preventable Cause of death revealed for ‘L...
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When I’m fully disassociated and I put on my active listening face
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Someone tell Webster I want to propose a new word errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
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HAROLD. We talked about this
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This is a real thing that is happening, and it’s fitting of this post capitalist hellscape that we burn the world down for an NPS score