Deep Fried Owlbear

cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza

Partner, Veteran, puppy parent. I like lots of nerdy stuff, mostly indie games and Linux. Oh, and science. And ttrpgs. And… look, the Owlbear is a nerd, alright?Also, I'm an Owlbear. My profile picture is a character from a (modded) Starbound game - a pixel art character with goggles on her head.Follow me for game recommendations, weird short fiction, mediocre poetry, and poor proofreading!I swear often.

Posts

Post #4473660
A bedtime sorry for who's children? WHO'S CHILDREN, MOTHERFUCKER?!? #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
Post #4473093
So, this is part 3 of the Apocalypse Trilogy. And, much like the Cornetto Trilogy, the third part doesn't work as well as the first two. Although At World's End was still pretty funny. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
Post #4472191
Well, that's "something gross" for the bingo card... #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
Post #4392167
The sorcerer cast Cone of Cold! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Post #4392166
Nah, I&#39;ll keep my sword. I don&#39;t even like those fuckers #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Post #4392165
Jack Palance mugging will never get old. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Post #4392164
And so, they fucked off to the south to find the greatest of adventures: the unfilmed sequel. That was a lot of fun, fam. When the Owlbear was but a puggle, they really enjoyed this movie. Now, 45 years later… wow this was bad. But holy shit that soundtrack! Anyway, I wanna thank everyone for bringing great energy to #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer tonight. Y&#39;all are the best. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, use bad editing to rapid-fire your bow. Goodnight!
Post #4392163
OWL! @owlsintowels https://mas.to/@owlsintowels/117031070330361274
Post #4392162
The Owlbear has officially been awake for five hours. The Owlbear has had coffee and food. It is now safe to approach the Owlbear.
Post #4392161
Ugh. So tired. Going to bed. Before I go check out this demo; this game looks almost like it was custom made for the Owlbear. The *demo* gave me feels. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2318330/Neverway/ Anyway, take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, Wishlist Neverway. Goodnight fam.
Post #4392160
Well friends, the Owlbear has hit their limit on both being awake and interacting with the world for the day. I am just fresh outta spoons, ya&#39; dig? No recommendations today. Well, except if you&#39;re into Skyrim; if so, you might check out the Tuxborn modlist. Tuxborn is a modlist focused on improved performance, stability, and added content. It&#39;s got *a lot* of stuff in it, including Legacy of the Dragonborn, Beyond Skyrim, Falsaakar, and just a TON of other added conten...
Post #4341758
This guy has like no luck. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Post #4341582
The OO-EE-OO-EE-OO subtitles are killing me 😂🤣🤣 #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Post #4341374
All jokes aside, any of these matte paintings would make a great album cover. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Post #4341223
Voltan? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Post #4340719
Fun Fact: All sets and scenery in any given Jack Parlance movie has to be made of gingerbread or other chewable material. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Post #4340367
It's okay, everyone can relax, I'm here. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Post #4173826
Hey, Hawk the Slayer - this should be fun! #Monsterdon
Post #4152490
Well kids, the Owlbear is knackered. I'mma go get some sleep. Probably. Hope everyone remembered to vote for #Monsterdon. If you haven't... pitter patter, let's get at 'er. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, play indie games. Goodnight. https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/116993398465879734
Post #4126602
Look, the locusts were headed to Chicago looking for food, right? Just send a mess of hot Italian need sandwiches and Polish sausage out on a barge to lure them into lake Michigan. Bing, bang, boom, problem solved, we all go out for beer and deep dish. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd
Post #4126401
This general really wants to bomb Chicago. He must be from Milwaukee. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd
Post #4125990
Well, there goes where I grew up... #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd
Post #4125246
Well the music seems to think something dramatic happened. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd
Post #4124895
Ahh, the 1950s, when the Military used to let the press sit in on top secret meetings once they gave their word not to print anything until they said so. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd
Post #4124783
Ahh, the famous mountains of northern Illinois. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd
Post #4124668
So, this one was part of a Giant Arthropod movie craze that included Deadly Mantis, Tarantula (which featured a young Clint Eastwood in a very small role), Giant Gila Monster (not an arthropod, but still), Black Scorpion, et al. Of course, the greatest of these was THEM! but the Owlbear loves them all. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd
Post #4124545
That's right, fam, it's a Burt I. Gordon joint. And I knew the whole time! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! #Monsterdon
Post #4124437
It's okay, everyone can relax, I'm here. #Monsterdon
Post #4102237
Okay, Fediverse. It's bedtime for the Owlbear. Had kind of a mood disorderly day, but I made it in the end. Looking forward to watching giant grasshoppers visiting the Lincoln Park and seeing the Storks At Play Fountain tomorrow night on #Monsterdon though. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, play indie games. Oh, and if you're a #Hackmaster kind of mythical creature, there's currently a bundle, so that's cool. https://bundleofholding.com/presents/HackMaster2026
Post #4088814
There's a reason the Owlbear has been encouraging folks to vote for grasshoppers who want to check out the Picasso. Seriously, #Monsterdon peeps - this is our kinda trash. You're gonna have a lot of fun. Only The Deadly Mantis would be better. @CactuarJoe@retro.pizza https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/116980906603746170