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  There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f6yekxxpke7gyas3d7qeipty/post/3mykvymup7s2l

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  - “Furries are FORCING your CHILDREN into GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERIES at their SCHOOLS!! LITTER BOXES!!!” “…fuck i hope the furries in global IT patch these horrendous exploits before they destroy the internet”

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  Weird coincidence that all this is happening the same day as the AI air control rollout. “You’re absolutely right - a forty five degree angle of approach is entirely too steep for landings, and that’s on me. Would you like me to call some local mortuaries?” RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmho6q2uiyktkam3jsvrms3s/post/3mw26aqf3e62c

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  I love my opponent’s attack page against me. It’s basically like when you see those Fox News graphics on “{candidate} wants to GIVE EVERYONE A PUPPY, and FEED THE ELDERLY!” (please visit in privacy or incognito mode because I wouldn’t put it past her to have some weird tracking shit on there) Kooky Kluwe

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  Cool cool cool, now do Colin Kaepernick RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/post/3msepexnaf323

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  I think the thing that really breaks my brain in this day and age is watching insurance companies continuously deny payouts in order to boost shareholder value while at the same time witnessing direct pleas from community organizations trying to help people survive disasters

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  I can’t believe this needs to be said, but the only people who want to be immune from tax audits are people committing crimes RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6rujpf4u56jfie7aqic2nfg/post/3ms6qxi3qd22w

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  We’ve got an autocratic government releasing criminals to prey on the populace, we’ve got people who don’t understand the seashells, we’ve got Taco Bell as the resistance, we’re in full on Demolition Man future now hold onto yer butts RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:36eqtmzysqf7wsslczw4uxcd/post/3mrqsciwkck2a

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  lol, as if you needed another reason to avoid the pervert glasses/head of security arrested for CSAM/committed a genocide company RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svawqo4jxobyyuqmixplvcux/post/3mrqvbutdss22

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  “Does your skull shape match your income? What, exactly, constitutes a racial slur? Why are babies so tasty, and why won’t the government let us eat them? All this and more, coming up next, on 60 Minutes.” RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bdzjbqgd2ojj3qkrhpbkzuxu/post/3mrq6euf7dc2x

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  Call me old fashioned, but I would simply not link my financial security to a man known for erratic drug-fueled meltdowns, banning people on a whim, and who also repeatedly posts white supremacist content RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tm3djotsgwdkml5jn5rpubhd/post/3mro2ymd6us2a

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  First day of canvassing for the campaign! Knocked on a bunch of doors, actually had some people recognize me which was cool. The march towards victory begins!

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  Just got some very exciting book news about my recently released novel Shades of Forever that I will be able to share in exactly one week

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  Lyndsey Graham leaves behind a legacy of empty rhetoric, traitorous collaboration, and an abdication of any sense of morality in the search for power. May his soul find the reward it deserves.

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  Just heard FIFA declared Mitch McConnell cleared to play tomorrow? Do I have that right?

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  WHAT DID I TELL YOU RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oofa3qqoiszsmajbigfqskqv/post/3mpwk5y5lec23

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  Trump fuming in a bunker while explosions go off all around is my bridge too far, showrunners. This is ludicrous. You took the “subtext is for cowards” meme and beat it into the ground. WE GET IT. ORANGE MAN BAD.

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  COMMUNIST HEAT RAYS ARE DESTROYING OUR BAPTISM TUBS BECAUSE OF WOKE RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jmte4w4x7ukciit6lci6ziau/post/3mpr2anbr7k2r

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  There are gonna be so many Darwin awards given out at this event (in all seriousness you should not attend this, especially with children, there is a very good chance of multiple fatalities from dehydration/heat stroke) RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svawqo4jxobyyuqmixplvcux/post/3mpo6uuiaes2i

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  I get being unselfish, but take the shot there (and yes my first thought was “he’s offside”)

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  Oh, so you don’t approve of FDR? You don’t approve of going after the trusts and obscenely wealthy? You don’t approve of Social Security, and building a nation that works? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING YOURSELVES DEMOCRATS YOU TWATWAFFLES RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5nskatzhyxersjilvtnz4lh/post/3mp5i6fcqwo2n

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  lol yup. That sounds about right RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pmfr2bkbibydlklaovqkj62m/post/3mp6j7ubzzs2s

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  You’re absolutely right. I sent the plan into an uncontrollable spin and doomed 274 people to a brutal death in the Pacific Ocean. That’s on me, and next time I’ll do better. Would you like me to book a trip to Alpha Centauri? RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzezcmpb3fhcpns4n4xm4ur5/post/3mmmu2l4kvy2c