charlesmagne1

charlesmagne1@mastodon.social

<p>After I finished my second double gin and tonic, I felt woozy, unstable on my feet. Then I realized: my drink had probably been drugged! I had a beer, then two more, to clean out my system, but they made me feel even dizzier. I thought some exercise might counteract the drug, so I got up on the diving board and started dancing. But it was no use. When the drug finally wore off, I was lying in the backyard wearing nothing but a hula skirt.”</p><p>- Jack Handey, R.I.P.</p><p><a href="https://discord.gg/Z27AYD6S" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">discord.gg/Z27AYD6S</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>