super famichad :bookit:
chad@retro.pizza
<p>aloha</p><p>I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars.</p><p>Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.</p>
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Post #3731658
can you use chopsticks?
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Post #1482717
Siri, schedule a post for Sept 1: Tim Apple is dead. Long live John Apple!
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Post #1460968
How long do you think Daft Punk debated the name for Around the World?
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Post #1460966
I can’t imagine what I’d be like if I let myself have TikTok. I already get sucked into reading your shit-awful text posts all day .
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Post #1460965
We all survived my first trip away from the girls. Nice to be home 😍
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Post #1460964
worked harder on this than you might guess
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Post #1460963
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 20th 2026 (Easy), in 05:12 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cluesbysam.com
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Post #1460962
Yesterday is history. tomorrow’s a mystery. But today is a gift, and that’s why they call it 4/20
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Post #1460961
fine, jorts.horse, I’ll look up “littoral”
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Post #1101912
Yo mama so fat she went for a swim in the Persian Gulf and blocked access to 20% of global oil supply
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Post #1059368
My Instacart shopper just sent me a photo of the space between some pallets at Costco where the San Pellegrino might have been if it were in stock, it’s so adorable
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Post #922243
Jerk store announces series C, valued at YOU.
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Post #922242
A third-party entity associated with the jerk store sent you a letter. Your data may have been compromised in a recent breach.
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Post #920625
It seems like there are maybe too many Chief Meteorologists out there
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Post #890458
I also plead Not Guilty to getting drunk and flipping Tiger Woods’ car
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Post #740789
“at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side.” - me, disposing of the plastic container the Costco cake came in