emma

carrot_c4k3@mastodon.social

<p>cyber torture pioneer. bug bounty billionaire.</p><p>berlin-based trans hacker girl. meal coordinator at the console hacker retirement home.</p>

Posts

Post #4111035
friends texting me asking if i’m ok after the attack on csd in berlin and i have to reply letting them know i’m a loser and was at home playing halo
Post #2151648
there are apparently no more direct flights from berlin to tbilisi?? :c
Post #2151647
why is there no claude max polycule plan
Post #2151646
forgot my phone while clubbing last night and instead got to experience irl grindr. one dude told me i was beautiful and then said “im 100% straight but tonight i want to try everything.” another guy opened with “are you a boy or a girl” and then when i was clearly not thrilled said “i just wanted to say that you look great”
Post #2151645
Post #2151644
taking pride in my vintage pre-AI CVEs
Post #2151643
this restaurant in tbilisi is playing KOOL A.D. who i don’t think i’d thought about in like 10 years but i’m glad he’s found his demographic
Post #2151642
i hear they’re making some major balance changes to lgbt next season
Post #2151641
Post #2151640
RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116464969329660811 palantir employees are some of the dumbest people in the world. truly incapable of any sort of critical thinking.
Post #2151639
it’s my bday i’m 32 now 🥲
Post #2151638
u can just end the war and then start another one with no approval it’s like a free trial
Post #2151637
heathrow 8 am the lads are goin crazy m8 lotta cheeky pints innit
Post #683292
you might not like it but lil peep in this russian interview from 9 years ago is what peak trans allyship looks like
Post #683291
RE: https://mastodon.world/@davidho/116011255918901286
Post #683290
linkedin has me figured out
Post #683288
i have like reverse seasonal affective disorder i get anxious every time the weather starts getting nice
Post #683287
set a new record for shortest flight today
Post #683286
major emf fomo from seeing everyone post but i’ll be honest i do not think im ready to go camping again 🥲
Post #683285
@ipg i’m so sorry emma
Post #683284
1 year @newbe3e x @carrot_c4k3 today :3 ty for hanging out and putting up w me for a year &lt;3