Chloé 🥕
carotte__dup_11892@lemmy.blahaj.zone
<p>hello! I’m Chloé, a nerdy ace trans gal :3</p> <p>this is my lemmy account that I use sometimes. I am also on the microblogging side of the fedi at @carotte@toot.cat :3</p> <p>pronouns are she/her</p>
Posts
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asking for genderule (CW: transphobic slur)
alt text Two panel meme. In the first panel, a person has glasses taken off, they look at a dropdown menu asking what gender you are with the options “Male, Female, Prefer not to say”. In the second panel, they put on the glasses, the last option is now saying “TRANNY” in burning red text. i’m not sure it’s a good idea to be honest on those forms tbh
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rule
Alt text 3 panel comic. In the first panel, text on a blank background: “Guys, ass or boobs?”. In the second panel, two unphased-looking men answer, one with his arm over the other’s elbow: “Guys”, “Ass”. A voice coming from offscreen says “Personality!”. In the third panel, the men look at the woman who said this, who we can see. She looks at them with a U-shaped smile. She is wearing a cap with “I ❤️ BOOBS” and a shirt with “#1 BOOB ❤️”
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Post #229610
alt text A drawing of a person laying on the ground, seen from the side. There is text on the image, “We still talk about you”. Deep in the ground, there is the Adobe Flash logo.
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Post #223632
Alt text xkcd 927 - How Standards Proliferate (See: A/C chargers, character encodings, instant messaging, etc.) Situation: There are 14 competing standards. Cueball and Ponytail stand facing each other: Cueball: 14?! Ridiculous! We need to develop one universal standard that covers everyone’s use cases. Ponytail: Yeah! Soon: Situation: we did it our standard beat all the other ones and is universal yay :D
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Post #212497
Alt text Two-panel meme of the “Friendpilled Visitmaxxer” format. In the first panel, a crudely drawn character has a speech bubble with a screenshot of a Bluesky post, saying “If Dracula offered you a blowjob would you take it?”. Another character has a speech bubble with a Bluesky post, saying “Tens of millions of US voters did, three times.” In the second panel, the first character looks at the other, seeming concerned, while the other character has a straight face.
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Post #164859
Transcript Tumblr post from meladoodle: the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash