El Brown
carmanjelo@mastodon.social
<p>Jalen’s Dad • Dani’s Partner • Culturally Canadian 🍁 • MAMAA Pixel Pusher + Word Wrangler</p>
Posts
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Post #3757852
This bitch... Happy to see her suffer the same fate as Michele Bachmann: Complete and utter irrelevance. Note: I couldn&#39;t even conjure Bachmann&#39;s name without a Google search. My prompt: &quot;Crazy former MN congresswoman.&quot; To be completely forgotten is the most fitting end for attention whores like them. https://apnews.com/article/election-2026-nancy-mace-343edd90060f56572735b71a60cd0fc6
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Post #3757851
RE: https://eworld.social/@ismh86/116728766948865681 Sold mine to a colleague. Miss it.
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Post #3757850
Not for me, but this #ChristopherWard is a totally fun vacation watch. https://www.christopherward.com/int/watches/C60-Pool-Diver/C60-41ADA31-POLD-B0.html
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Post #3757849
I’m surprised he would go through with this after the spectacular failure of the artificial cheek implant surgeon. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/technology/bezos-prometheus-ai-engineer.html
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Post #3757848
The Four Seasons is delightful. So happy it&#39;s coming back for a Season 3. https://deadline.com/2026/06/the-four-seasons-renewed-season-3-netflix-david-tennant-1236956388/
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Post #3757847
Oh, shut the fuck up. Funny you don’t hear players saying they don’t wanna play for the Yankees or the Lakers or the Packers because of the pressure / fan expectations. Just these whiny hockey babies. Stay in Vegas with no media and enjoy the sunshine. https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/49086131/vegas-mitch-marner-reflects-dark-days-maple-leafs
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Post #3757846
“…some Toronto fans and members of the local media relished the fact that he had one assist and was a minus-5 in the last three losses to Carolina in the Stanley Cup Final.” That’s the Mitch we know. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t7gbslkazpopjt5mld6ctosn/post/3moh4albnbd2b
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Post #3757845
What a fun atmosphere at Fenway tonight with all the Scottish and Norwegian football fans in the crowd.
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Post #3757844
New Siri still Siri. #BlueJays-#RedSox Edition. 👎🏾
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Post #3757843
We literally can’t have nice things. https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71726445/polestar-dead-us-market/
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Post #3757842
Surprised and delighted FX/Hulu’s #TheBear is back. Not the critical darling it was in its first two seasons, but still a welcome Summer friend. “Ted, are you okay?”
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Post #3757841
Lost my seocnd Oura ring in 2 months. I guess I&#39;m not responsible enough for an Oura ring. 💸 💸 💸
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Post #3757840
See also: Lina Khan, Elizabeth Warren https://daringfireball.net/2026/06/bernie_sanders_ideologue
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Post #3757839
What a brilliant idea this is. https://mastodon.social/@atow/116836299225679121
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Post #3757838
Love: Canada Day 🇨🇦 Don’t Love: The #BlueJays in red ‼️
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Post #3757837
&quot;You do it because they&#39;re your parents.&quot; https://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000010551165/family-caregiver-aging-parents.html?smid=url-share
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Post #3757836
A team owner putting his kids&#39; names on the Stanley Cup is really offensive, then you remember everything sucks nowadays and shrug. Whatever. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7434874/2026/07/10/hurricanes-owner-stanley-cup-engraving-dundon/
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Post #1922448
These aren’t bad at all. 1. Black Rock Coffee Bar A distant… 2. Factor_ 3. Costco 4. Starbucks
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Post #1922447
Sorry to beat this dead horse, but how can the predictive text keyboard and voice-to-text dictation on #iOS be getting worse? “They brought the baby orange slices Anne she was fine for the rest of the lunch.” WTF!?
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Post #1922446
Tough day for #Bluesky
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Post #1922445
@tapbots Am I high or did you announce you were building a Bluesky client a year or so ago? Is that still happening or was it never happening?
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Post #1922444
This article alone is worth my NYT subscription. What an absolute shitshow. Weird to not be excited that the playoffs start tomorrow. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7194333/2026/04/15/maple-leafs-nhl-2025-26-dysfunction/
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Post #1922443
Said no-one who didn’t have one… I miss my Humane Ai Pin. Go ahead. Mock me. 😕
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Post #1922442
Conservative darling — LOL https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/celebrity/euphoria-sydney-sweeney-cassie-onlyfans-nude-scene-786312-20260420
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Post #1922441
This x100 https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/opinion/ageism-gerontacracy-america.html
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Post #1922440
I love how the City of Goodyear (Arizona) abandoned all plans for a new &quot;downtown&quot; around its ballpark — which is quite geographically central — and instead built City Hall and focuses all new development to be near Pebble Creek, a senior community in the far north of the city. Gerontocracy on a local level.
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Post #1922439
RE: https://mastodon.social/@carmanjelo/116444151187132859 I also love that the IT hack who scours social media for stuff that will upset the old folks in charge will see this, but can&#39;t touch me b/c I no longer work for the city. Fuck right off!
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Post #1922438
A Chase Field ball person played a fair ball against the #BlueJays last week, too. The kids in Arizona need a brush-up on the rules. Jeez! https://apple.news/AE5LU_2q9Ry6A_mFWqF6K3A
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Post #1922437
More of this, please! https://apple.news/AT5bUkdWvTIutE33VX4jZjA
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Post #1922436
New watch. Who dis?