JH
brandnewmath@mstdn.social
<p>Software hater and purveyor of banalities. La bourgeoisie, c'est moi.</p>
Posts
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Post #2752731
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that driving is pretty dangerous actually, that Skittles are still good even though it can be hard to tell the flavors apart
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Post #2752730
Nostradamus is, like, history&#39;s all time undefeated vagueposting champ
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Post #2752729
Homeowner stuff: I don&#39;t really enjoy trimming away brush as such, but it does give opportunities to refine your supervillainous monologues
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Post #2752728
haha ok, history can feel free to start vindicating me anytime
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Post #2752727
Pro tip: drinking a split of Champagne at lunch makes work-Slack way more fun
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Post #2752726
I&#39;ve thought it over carefully and I&#39;m pretty sure the main downside to being a bird is the diet
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Post #2752725
I don&#39;t know what crazy-ass person was like &quot;fuck it I&#39;m going to eat the moldy cheese&quot; but 🙏🥺 🫡