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• Post #4479622

  is it cute

• Post #3950048

  u know its serious when the girl wears multiple pairs of different glasses as accessories rather than for her eyesight

• Post #3729727

  oomfs am i a good side character on ur feed

• Post #3611942

  stairway to heaven except u can't rlly call it a stairway cause it's more of a ramp to be wheelchair accessible and its rlly pissing him off but he cant say anything abt it because its disability pride month

• Post #3579291

  idea music that turns you into a cabbage

• Post #3569796

  RE: https://burnout.cafe/@admin/116857804772538444 lmao

• Post #3443595

  wait lemme test this #explodes

• Post #3416694

  need to put my head in a girls lap and have her stroke my hair n praise me

• Post #3349450

  guysssss i dont actually wanna eat peoplee its just like u know like the pfp icons they look kinda yummyyy like if u put an assortment of them in a bowl i would definitely snack on a few u know like 🥺

• Post #3349071

  who up posting on fedi dot com rn

• Post #3308195

  my uncle is the best actually

• Post #3030414

  meow

• Post #2844759

  so yeah in celebration of my first kiss i have gotten sweets :3

• Post #2622336

  feeling INCREDIBLY lesbian right now

• Post #2622335

  inhaling the atmosphere of fedi post-boghan posting boobs on main

• Post #2622334

  hello beautiful entities who are better at computer than me can u verify that doing this will not eviscerate my friend's drive i want to make sure before i tell her to do it sudo fdisk /dev/sda and then g to make a new partition table and then n to make a new partition then it will ask for the number of partitions and u can just press enter then it will ask for the first sector and u can also just press enter for the default then for the other sector u will want to put something like...

• Post #2622333

  hard serpent from alloy cog sturdy

• Post #2423914

  im so excited for boat virus to kill everyone yay yippee :3 (this is my post about hantavirus before we actually know how far its gonna go so i can look back nostalgically on it if anything happens)

• Post #2293225

  caveman: me find rock. me hit toe. me ow. cat:

• Post #2158348

  girl who gets her girlfriend pregnant and then they go to the doctor together and the doctors are like where's the father and the girl is like no it was me i got her pregnant and the doctor is like but lesbians can't get pregnant how did u do that and the girl says skill issue

• Post #2157399

  we have milligrams we have micrograms when are we getting megagrams

• Post #2157398

  chat i got my results back from the sexual health clinic and i am normal and do not have an std i am jubilant

• Post #2157397

  hehehehehe i was just on the phone to the gp and they went "hello this is a phone appointment for [deadname]" and i went "yes hello" and the doctor went "is this his mum" 😭 🙏

• Post #2128596

  um guys if u do not know about scenestream dot com slash demovibes hop the fuck on this it's amazing it's a constant stream of demo music (as in music made for the demoscene (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demoscene) i love it https://scenestream.net/demovibes/

• Post #2103239

  got sentenced to 346 days hard estrogen but they're expanding my sentence to forever

• Post #1706229

  if i had infinite money i would smuggle weed into random locations and then post up zambia the eastern coast of china guatemala icelandic hot spring

• Post #1706228

  @ww i went on ur website and clicked this cute little button and got flashbanged please fix

• Post #1706227

  im too eepy for this shit the opps want me to stop taking whimsical naps i turned them into oops because their mother regrets birthing them the governments of sixteen different nations are conspiring to prevent me from snoozing and yet i rest voraciously with passion in my eyes

• Post #1706226

  im so sleepy i could sleep with a wait no that's not how that works

• Post #1706225

  my toxic trait is that i use instagram