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    #BOFH excuse #141: disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.

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    #BOFH excuse #95: Pentium FDIV bug

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    #BOFH excuse #110: The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown out

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    #BOFH excuse #220: Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.

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    #BOFH excuse #171: NOTICE: alloc: /dev/null: filesystem full

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    #BOFH excuse #262: Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.

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    #BOFH excuse #57: Groundskeepers stole the root password

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    #BOFH excuse #130: new management

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    #BOFH excuse #377: Someone hooked the twisted pair wires into the answering machine.

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    #BOFH excuse #178: short leg on process table

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    #BOFH excuse #417: Computer room being moved.  Our systems are down for the weekend.

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    #BOFH excuse #434: Please state the nature of the technical emergency

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    #BOFH excuse #163: no &quot;any&quot; key on keyboard

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    #BOFH excuse #338: old inkjet cartridges emanate barium-based fumes

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    #BOFH excuse #103: operators on strike due to broken coffee machine

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    #BOFH excuse #410: Electrical conduits in machine room are melting.

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    #BOFH excuse #203: Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.

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    #BOFH excuse #16: somebody was calculating pi on the server

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    #BOFH excuse #404: Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.

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    #BOFH excuse #399: We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.

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    #BOFH excuse #449: greenpeace free&#39;d the mallocs

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    #BOFH excuse #306: CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road

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    #BOFH excuse #13: we&#39;re waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line

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    #BOFH excuse #334: 50% of the manual is in .pdf readme files

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    #BOFH excuse #447: According to Microsoft, it&#39;s by design

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    #BOFH excuse #5: static from plastic slide rules

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    #BOFH excuse #443: Zombie processes detected, machine is haunted.

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    #BOFH excuse #6: global warming

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    #BOFH excuse #266: All of the packets are empty.

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    #BOFH excuse #366: ATM cell has no roaming feature turned on, notebooks can&#39;t connect