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<p>Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.</p>

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Post #4465527
any metre less than 4/4 or 8/8 is because it&#39;s funny any metre longer than usual is because you never learned when to shut up
Post #4465526
i should be more personally expressive
Post #4465525
Always super anxious about responding to job openings and i amd hyper envious of people who can just pop &#39;em off en masse like rolling a handful of dice and moving on
Post #4465524
does anyone have the sonic+tails meme comic where sonic&#39;s like Hehe, name every plane and tails is like &gt;:O fullscreen shouting every single plane and sonic gets increasingly 👀 💦
Post #4443551
MARK MY WORDS, I WILL SEE YOU BEHIND BARS (gets thrown in prison myself and then my nemesis visits) hey, ironic, right?
Post #4443550
I went to Igorrr last night, where I saw Igorrr Prime, Fem!Igorrr, Guitarrr, and Screamorrr, and their really outrageously beefy ripped drummer
Post #4443549
why do cactuses even have spikes anymore when all the relevant interacting species that could be poked by spikes simply don&#39;t give a fuck
Post #4443548
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK_0cs5gRBs
Post #4428888
i msgd you (sprinkled you with msg)
Post #4428887
🎶 I&#39;m a glitch, I&#39;m an over 🎶 flow, I&#39;m freeze, I&#39;m a nullref 🎶 I&#39;m a bluescreen, I&#39;m a crash 🎶 I will corrupt your RAM
Post #4428886
ADHD person saying &quot;well, one problem at a time&quot; is like fantastic progress
Post #4428885
documentary narrators stop saying Join Us, As We challenge
Post #4428884
had a dream that marvel rivals had extreme gibby gore deaths and i was very upset about it
Post #4428883
i&#39;m a nistifem, i think we should treat people as women
Post #4226977
very soon we should be seeing a double prime minister event
Post #4226976
summer&#39;s reprise
Post #4226975
tell me a joke
Post #4226974
a circle is 78% of a square
Post #4226973
Ok but do they in fact work as “massage rods”?
Post #4226972
people look upon the Darmok episode of star trek as quaint and interesting and of course complete fiction, meanwhile I matrix dejavu and pepe sylvia at home
Post #4226971
these dishes maculate af
Post #4226970
nobody: the english: am draring aat in the rumm
Post #4226969
(carl sagan eating pussy) hmm, crumbly, but good
Post #3574511
THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND CRIME
Post #2343294
cool website https://sinceyouarrived.world/taken
Post #1857163
Livestock farmers insulting eachother Your grass is ass
Post #1857162
battle of the sex.
Post #1857160
old sock
Post #1857159
It&#39;s like a new pair of socks.
Post #1857158
bespoke sock making company called &#39;socks to be you&#39;