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  bash.org #950581 Six Stages of Debugging 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work? 7. svn blame 8. one day we will write tests

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  bash.org #62244 (Klynx) Are you sure you're running linux, Oliverglass? is there a start menu on the bottom left of your screen? ;) (Oliverglass) Klynx: yeah why? (One-) Oliverglass: what desktop environment? (Oliverglass) One-: What do you mean (Oliverglass) uh (subgeek) Gnome? (ke1th) GNOME? (Oliverglass) XP or something

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  bash.org #699602 Mike: i downloaded a virus to test my current virus protector.  guess what, it failed the test

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  bash.org #835080 hi I've windows 98 installed on my computer ok now i have a problem you repeat yourself dude

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  bash.org #239720 well peace out fuckers im done with soa email me if u want to talk, odoyle has the address. * port- sets mode: -o port- * port- (port-@c-66-229-187-206.we.client2.attbi.com) has left #soangels heh he'll be back * port- (port-@c-66-229-187-206.we.client2.attbi.com) has joined #soangels god damn autojoin * port- (port-@c-66-229-187-206.we.client2.attbi.com) has left #soangels

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  bash.org #645382 your code was so bad it crashed pastebin

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  bash.org #722585 Okay, I'm taking a survey, want to be in it? sure Here's the question: How stupid are you? what do u mean Thanks for your input.

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  bash.org #707214 I say we just have ICANN create a new TLD, .bot, for all Windows machines...

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  bash.org #15785 i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer

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  bash.org #4226 Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass

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  bash.org #77489 for an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it is half empty, for an engineer it's twice as big as it needs to be for a programmer it has too few interfaces? for a programmer it's a Basic Input Output System (BIOS) with a buffer overflow just waiting to happen

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  bash.org #8673 i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi i felt bad for it

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  bash.org #623768 MrLauritson: I have concluded that M$ are a bunch of dirty bastards. Kestral: Why's that? MrLauritson: Basically I was talking to one of my female friends on MSN this morning. MrLauritson: And she said "Well, it's Sunday so I'm going to go have a bath before starting one of those wonderful essays which I love writing so much xD" MrLauritson: Literally JUST as she says that, I get a message at the top of the screen telling me that we both have webcams and c...

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  bash.org #759408 The typing is strong in this one but i fear he has fallen to the dvorak side

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  bash.org #46391 <Eticam> omg <Eticam> there's a hole in my pants, right at my asshole <Eticam> how the hell did that get there? :/

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  bash.org #950 (Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover (Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;(

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  bash.org #771 <c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR

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  bash.org #778098 Sam: what is flash like from your PoV as a proper programmer? Pete: flash is like if java, C# and visual basic had a threesome Pete: and did not use protection

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  bash.org #37251 <ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/ <ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me <fraggle> it wasnt a dream

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  bash.org #84765 [loucura] yummm... french fries and gravy [Crysanna] you need cheese with that [loucura] Yeah, but I don't feel like melting any cheese. [loucura] That, and all I have is american cheese, I'm afraid it'll go to war with my french fries

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  bash.org #887444 <Neo> so you know those peta campaigns, "I'd rather go naked than wear fur"? <Neo> it's a pretty horrible idea when you think about it <Neo> "stop eating animals or we'll keep showing you pics of hot chicks all naked like" <Neo> yeah, brillant plan there guys

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  bash.org #9920 <James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.

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  bash.org #5584 <Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'? <Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive'

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  bash.org #775926 CeePlusPlusKid: so I saw the most AMAZING thing today CeePlusPlusKid: I was stopped at a stoplight, and heard hardcore gangster rap blasting next to me. CeePlusPlusKid: I turned to look expecting it to be some teenagers, or maybe an older black guy. CeePlusPlusKid: It was two 70 year old white guys bobbin their heads in a buick.

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  bash.org #10430 * cj_ installs svgalib. <cj_> gonna test quake2 on linux <nwinter> nice. <cj_> then i can play with myself <nwinter> GRODEY. <cj_> no seriously. my monitors face inwards at me, and both the mice are within an arms reach. i can chase myself around.

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  bash.org #22580 (PowrSlave) how r things? (DAMMiT_) good (DAMMiT_) well (DAMMiT_) except for the fact that my 88 GT just got blown away by a Beetle with a license plate labeled "KIWI"

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  bash.org #13475 <Sumez> Q3 arena test <Aximili> What is it? <Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!? <Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is <Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know <Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P <SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4? <Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)

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  bash.org #141310 <gribble> might apply for some jobs I don't have a jews chance in Auschwitz of getting

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  bash.org #33720 <@PookaIN> dich un kunt! <+Thorsen> ok i dont can germaish <ev-> i don't can norwegian neither you get? <Thorsen> CAN SOMEBODY EACH ME SOME GERMANY??????? <Thorsen> WHAT MEANS I WONNA FUCK IN GERMANISH

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  bash.org #112029 --- Hairball is now known as t3h_h0r5|3 <Enos_Shenk> teh horse? <t3h_h0r5|3> horsie <t3h_h0r5|3> lmfao <Enos_Shenk> hah <Enos_Shenk> no man <Enos_Shenk> thats not leet <Enos_Shenk> this is leet >>> You(Enos_Shenk) are now known as my_l1ttl3_p0ny <my_l1ttl3_p0ny> PHEEEEER <youm0nt2> you mean ph34r <my_l1ttl3_p0ny> oh yea...