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baardhaveland@snabelen.no

<p><a href="https://snabelen.no/tags/NorskTut" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorskTut</span></a> &lt;3 🇳🇴</p><p>IT potatoe, meat popsicle, human kind ally, &#39;77 model, living in Oslo with wife, kid, and a small zoo.</p><p>Sometimes tooting in Norwegian!<br />Happily responding in English!</p><p>Please note:<br />- I&#39;m already married, and you&#39;re not my type!<br />- Yes, I know I&#39;m part of the problem!<br />- Do not engage me in human rights discussions before coffee!</p><p>Also:<br />If it looks like a human, moves like a human, talks like a human, and farts like a human, then <br />It<br />Deserves<br />Human<br />Rights!<br />🤗</p>

Posts

  • Post #4432836

    My dog says she ain&#39;t too impressed about my hunting skills. Now she&#39;s apparently trying to hide her food... with air. 🫣 #DagensLilleMy #DogsOfMastodon #NorskTut #Bulldog #EnglishBulldog #PetsOfMastodon #Pets

  • Post #4366755

    Føler meg lurt etter tilfeldig svipptur innom Normal forrige dagen..... De lovte solformørkelse 12/8, og jeg regna med de visste hva de snakket om siden de hadde tatt seg bryet med å trykke opp plakater og greier. I dag fant jeg ut at jeg må til Spania, Island, eller Grønland for å få det ned meg. Til nød Frankrike, England eller Svalbard... 🤦 #FML #NorskTut #Oslo #Solformørkelse #Eclipse #SolarEclipse

  • Post #3606215

    I did a thing! 🤗 (Filmed, edited, and published without leaving my hammock, because I&#39;m just that effective, even when lazy!) #Summer #NorskTut #Oslo #Norway #Bulldog #DagensLilleMy #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfBluesky

  • Post #3434257

    RE: https://flipboard.social/@ScienceDesk/116823510922599563 So, apparently #Yellowstone is beginning to rip Well... At least it was nice getting to know y&#39;all! 🤗 #ItsGonnaBlow #BoardTheRockets #PumpUpTheVolume #NextStopMars #NorskTut

  • Post #3303955

    Hva synes norsk politi om å benytte automatiske møtesammendrag av avhør som bevis i retten? ...for i #Derbyshire har dette vist seg å være veldig effektivt! (Litt FOR effektivt kanskje. Men man må jo alltid regne med litt svinn, lzm...) 🙄 &quot; Derbyshire Police has launched a criminal investigation and removed an officer from frontline duties over allegations of use of AI to &quot;create evidential material in a number of cases&quot; &quot; Ref https://bsky.app/profile/reporterrwright.ft....

  • Post #2867272

    All things considered (hangover included)... today hasn&amp;#39;t been too bad after all! 🤗 #HaveANiceDay #Kolonihage #Oslo #NorskTut #Allheimen

  • Post #2867271

    RE: https://mstdn.social/@Noortjevee/116636410911388335 I&amp;#39;m not standing behind absolutely everything said in this video, but enough of it to think YOU should absolutely check it out too! Both Americans and non-Americans! Btw... This video escalates, so buckle up! #NorskTut #Allheimen #Usa #America #Americans #Education #Stupidity

  • Post #2223997

    I know we&amp;#39;re supposed to hate Google here, but their Lens app for Android does have some advantages... 😅 #Mastodon #MastodonSocial #Scam #NorskTut #Allheimen

  • Post #2003854

    We&amp;#39;re visiting my mother this weekend. She has two cats. Our 7 yo English Bulldog has stolen their dry pellets which &amp;quot;someone&amp;quot; forgot to move away from the kitchen floor. Now she&amp;#39;s asleep in our bedroom, while farting a vivid spectrum of shiny bright colours. And I can&amp;#39;t sleep. I&amp;#39;m too worried about what will happen if one of those farts should sneak over and hit my cpap machine..... #DogsOfMastodon #Bulldog #NorskTut #Allheimen

  • Post #1648902

    RE: https://social.afront.org/@spot/116449296446285451 A stranger approached me like that a few years ago! For real! ...but she was (mostly) referring to my dog... 🤦 Okay, I _may_ have tweeted &amp;quot;a few cute pictures&amp;quot; of my dog back when we adopted her. Also, English Bulldogs turned out to be way less common in my area than one would have guessed. Especially as cute as ours! 🥰 (Her signature crash pink raincoat may have been a clue also. Like, a tiny hint. Probably hardly rele...

  • Post #1500888

    #LouisRossman has a point! (Again...) We need to &quot;rebrand&quot; #AgeVerification so people actually understand why it&#39;s such a horrible idea! #InfoTech #NorskTut #Allheimen https://youtu.be/Xa3-TkHBh90

  • Post #1421730

    Øyh folks! I found a new hole on #YouTube! Let&amp;#39;s go look for rabbits! 🤗 #NorskTut #Allheimen https://youtu.be/JvGJoNkOiI0

  • Post #1406323

    &amp;quot;Banana for scale&amp;quot; reinvented! 😁 #YouTube #Veritasium #Radiation #Banana #NorskTut #Allheimen https://youtube.com/shorts/h2KFNdLqAiU

  • Post #1150431

    Noen vil sette pris på denne... Jeg VET dere er der ute! #Nynorsk #Oslo #Romsås #NorskTut #Allheimen