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• Post #4486785

  git blame, or as they say in france, g'accuse

• Post #4479322

  we cannot be held responsible for any direct, monadic, transitive, or indirect coyotification, coyotination, coyoification, coyotalization, yoting, coyoting, or other -oting/-ification/-inations that may or may not have occurred, do or do not occur, will or will not have occurred, or will or will not be having occurring. if you suspect or do not suspect that any of the aforementioned has or has not happened, we would not know anything about any of that

• Post #4478726

  our new hobby is doing this to slop images

• Post #4475091

  our conspiracy theory is that farcebook purchased moltbot as a way to bury the "our head of slopbot safety watched her bot delete all her email and all she did was say moltbot no!!!" story

• Post #4474571

  my favorite part of the netburst microarchitecture was when he said "it's burstin' time" and burst all over the pipeline

• Post #4474464

  showed someone our silicon dawn deck and was like, it's a weird one, it's got multiple fools, and they shuffle it and the first three cards they draw are three of the fucken fools. and then they shuffle it again and the next card they get is the one that's identical on the front and back and they flip it over a few times very confusedly and, yeah, that's the silicon dawn for ya

• Post #4474153

  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@atax1a/117058497119441944 cc @anthracite@dragon.style

• Post #4472115

  telso cytbercurk has feewer than 10 polgygons,.,.,

• Post #4456741

  spins

• Post #4449576

  today we are... going to fuckin coyot.

• Post #4448914

  constantly being accosted by this entity

• Post #4424401

  discord updated and doubled the amount of whitespace on our screen slack updated and shoved more ai slop buttons into our face the people responsible for this need to be put in a small box and mailed to norway via boat

• Post #4405404

  ah yes that's the wandows xp we remember

• Post #4404080

  downloading a windows xp vm so we can upgrade from photoshop 7 to photoshop CS2

• Post #4400756

  ive got a torrential file

• Post #4400390

  tired: curl | bash inspired: carl | bess

• Post #4400131

  programming language idea: you can only declare functions. actually calling one is an undefined operation

• Post #4400124

  programming language idea: you can attach columbo blocks to return statements to give them just one more thing to do before branching off

• Post #4400121

  programming language idea: the input to the compiler is a MIDI file and you have to express your program in song form #PLidea

• Post #4400120

  programming language idea: all input must be in screenplay format and contain two female characters who talk about something other than men

• Post #4400116

  programming language idea that came to me from @vikxin@beach.city's dream: you only have hashmaps. no integers. if you want integers you church-encode them: zero = {} and one = {succ: {}}

• Post #4400114

  programming language idea: it doesn't have row polymorphism, but it does have roly poly morphism, when provoked it curls up into a ball for defense

• Post #4400112

  programming language idea: you can define all the classes you want, but no methods; the compiler is implemented as "throw NoMethodError"

• Post #4400109

  programming language idea: the compiler requires access to your social media so it can post cringe to your account

• Post #4400107

  programming language idea: you have to provide the garam masala for it to curry functions

• Post #4399793

  programming language idea: it has pockets #PLidea

• Post #4397970

  baste band signaling

• Post #4397918

  bout loader

• Post #4397633

  RE: https://flipboard.com/@futurism/the-latest-in-science-78tqbpm6z/-/a-H4HnihtTQ6u9qzOyPsL9tw%3Aa%3A1737388686-%2F0 and we love that for them

• Post #4396095

  ypappapappappa