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aspeed, a/k/a Dumpster Peacock

aspeed@lgbtqia.space

<p>Writer of the Infected series, Josh of the Damned, and more. A small medicinal horse, and the Meryl Streep of stunt corpses. Enby. She/her. Fuck nazis and terfs. She/her</p>

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  • Post #4495949

    Oh, when Chat Pile really kicks into gear ... that&#39;s the good stuff.

  • Post #4492239

    @alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space I knew it. Those bastards prepared for everything.

  • Post #4492119

    @alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space True, we don&#39;t. But can you hold the undead guilty for crimes? That&#39;s a legal area we haven&#39;t even broached yet.

  • Post #4442918

    #WordWeavers 8/8—Which character would survive a zombie apocalypse, and why? Ha! This is an easy question to answer, because both of the main characters in my main series&#39; would do so easily. Roan&#39;s a lion shifter, so he&#39;d make very short work of any undead, even if he wasn&#39;t so horror movie literate as to know how to do that anyway. As for Josh in the Josh of the Damned series, he sells frozen burritos to zombies all the time, and they know, if they want their burrito hook up,...

  • Post #4411673

    The theme of this #ThursdayFiveList is #LetsGoRetro, with technology that was once big, but now seems kind of commonplace or super dated. I will admit, some of my choices may seem odd, but I stand by them. (Yes, I still have my old CD collection, why do you ask?) Teenage Art Scene – CD https://teenageartscene.bandcamp.com/track/cd-2 Why Patterns – Self-Defeating Trebuchet https://whywhywhypatterns.bandcamp.com/track/self-defeating-trebuchet Gumiho – Cigarettes https://gumiho.bandcamp.com/tr...

  • Post #4349124

    Guess who has a new story out finally? It&#39;s a new short with Holden, meeting a new client who, as it turns out, is actually an old client. You Were Never Here. Free or PWYW. https://aspeed.itch.io/you-were-never-here

  • Post #4347220

    This #MondayRandom10 isn&#39;t quite as cohesive as the last, but it has some fun songs on it, and musically it&#39;s kind of all over the map. So something for almost everyone. Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGkdJe8-wtQ4 Lockstep – Survival Instinct Aesop Rock – All City Nerve Map Zeal and Ardor – Bllood In The River AV Sunset – Maat Mons Why Patterns – After The Bullfight Loathe – Revenant Melted Bodies – Eat Cops Twilight Sad – Alphabet R. Missing – Turning Lights Off Is My...

  • Post #4270297

    For today, this album is free/PWYW from Bandcamp. It&#39;s a lot of good post-rock, mostly instrumental music. Worth a listen. https://acheerywaverecords.bandcamp.com/album/a-cheery-wave-from-stranded-youngsters-vol-xiii

  • Post #4268189

    This #JukeboxFridayNight theme is #Waiting . Sorry if this was a grim sounding pick. Mean Mistreater - Waiting To Die. https://meanmistreater.bandcamp.com/track/waiting-to-die

  • Post #4236629

    Today&#39;s #ThursdayFiveList is #SeeYouPeople . Why is the Mastodon song is on here. Well, this song is very much a goodbye song - its intent is to chase you out of the theater. Oceanator – Goodbye, Goodnight https://oceanator.bandcamp.com/track/goodbye-goodnight The Subjunctives – Goodbye I Will Not Miss You, You Dicks https://thesubjunctives.bandcamp.com/track/goodbye-i-will-not-miss-you-you-dicks Mastodon – Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife https://shorturl.at/8H2dx Mr. Bungle – Goodbye...

  • Post #4232926

    Since beavers seem to be a crucial component in fighting both wildfires and floods, why haven&#39;t they been immediately reintroduced into places where they&#39;ve been removed? I know it&#39;s not as easy as all that, but still, get on it people.

  • Post #4229468

    #PennedPossibilities 1085 — What is special about your world or universe? Well, there are a couple of feline mutation viruses you can catch, and people have been known to mutate into big cats and show up in public. It ain&#39;t great. Society is learning to adjust to it, but it&#39;s not going super well, as you might have guessed. There are also oddities to it that no one understand, and you could ask Roan all about it, as he seems to be a test case for the strangest things of them all.

  • Post #4190877

    I feel like RFK Jr&#39;s head is hollow, like a cheap chcolate easter bunny. And I bet, if you can get him to shake his head, you can hear something rattling in there.

  • Post #4187955

    Oh, and in what may be a first, I actually read one of the books that ended up on the Booker Prize long list. I know, I&#39;m surprised too.

  • Post #4185189

    Yes, this was my brief break from watching horror movies. Because it seems all I do lately is watch horror movies.

  • Post #4185122

    Watched Faster Pussycat Kill Kill tonight with Botch Party, and while it is unquestionably a bad movie, it has something over a lot of bad movies of its era, in that it is fun and absolutely rewatchable. Yes, what story there is is nonsense, and the director&#39;s fetish is obvious, but the actresses are very game and there&#39;s no fat on this film. It&#39;s over and done in a flash, and the dialogue is sharp and camp.

  • Post #4173779

    I&#39;ve been on hold for an hour, and I&#39;ve been told I have another two hours of hold to go.

  • Post #4157859

    There are some pretty people on this show, and they are asked to do absolute nonsense. What a great job.

  • Post #4157847

    Right now, there&#39;s a woman having a conversation with a large smug frog figurine. I don&#39;t know why.

  • Post #4157817

    Sometimes, late at night, I tune in randomly to the live Kamen Rider channel on YouTube. I never know what&#39;s going on, but within five minutes, you&#39;re treated to something straight up bananas, and I kind of love it.

  • Post #4156358

    This #TuneTuesday &#39;s theme is #JumpUpAndDown , and here&#39;s a song I&#39;m pretty sure I know all the words to. Aesop Rock - Jumping Coffin. https://aesoprock.bandcamp.com/track/jumping-coffin

  • Post #4133997

    By the way, Exit 8 is worth a watch. A nice, creepy little horror film that doesn&#39;t waste your time.

  • Post #4130876

    This #MondayRandom10 list is almost a story. It feels like several key sentences were removed, leaving only fragments. Or maybe stage directions? Just read the titles - there&#39;s some kind of story being told here, it&#39;s just elusive. Musically, we are all over the place, but enjoy some top vibes. Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS3wGW4JJNsY R. Missing – Aliveness So Gently Used Aesop Rock – Secret Knock Attic Ocean – Could It Be You Jet Set Fever – Lash Out Russian Circles...

  • Post #4123257

    Skipping #Monsterdon because it&#39;s another Bert I. Gordon pain parade. Who allowed that man to make movies, that&#39;s what I want to know.

  • Post #4105529

    The library was especially busy today. I found myself wondering if people suddenly realized it was free. (There didn&#39;t seem to be anything going on in any of the meeting rooms, which is always my first guess when things are busy.)

  • Post #4105476

    I missed a rugby game I was going to watch, but it turns out the team I generally root for lost by a comedic amount, so I&#39;m glad I missed it.

  • Post #4101705

    A bit of instant tiny karma. A woman at the checkstand next to me at the store was eight cents short, so I gave her a dime I had in my pocket. I mean, we&#39;ve all been there. And at the gas station, I found a dime. So, instant payback.

  • Post #4084376

    @troberts@theblower.au May I point y ou towards a movie called The Uninvited? https://www.rifftrax.com/uninvited (Btw, you really should see it. It&#39;s a wonderfully awful Z horror movie.)

  • Post #4083534

    You know we occasionally feed a now three legged neighborhood cat who seems to have another owner. Well, the other day, I was outside with him, and we could hear, but not see, the neighbors talking in their driveway. Two guys, and from the way the cat reacted? Well, his owner must be a woman, because he is clearly terrified of men. Poor kitty.

  • Post #4082728

    It was so busy at the store today they&#39;d ran out of carts, so I used my reusable shopping bags to hold everything I was buying. And you know what I discovered? It&#39;s a much easier way to move through a busy store. No cart to maneuver. You get everywhere faster.