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  static program analysis

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  if 100 people all smoked at the same time the planet would die

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  I think binary is too complicated since it has both ones and zeroes. we should just have it be just ones

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  why dont they teach dark souls in our public schools

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  Would an eventual embedded systems employer care more about a thesis on IoT/CPS security or more about verification of compilers that might be tangential to embedded systems? Further context on the candidate would be 2x embedded systems internships but some FOSS contributions to compilers.

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  just remembered that i once convinced my best friend in high school that my birthday was september 11th, and then it eventually came out that i was joking, and then they dated a girl whose birthday was actually september 11th, but because of me they went "oh har har funny terrorist day" when it was actually her birthday

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  I went to loser.chat and you were the most active user

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  i heard theyre adding c to the linux kernel

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  investigating hardware based on its transmission frequency call that transvestigation

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  semantic equivalence class of programs that call me gay

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  for once, arch linux actually proves to be the most stable distribution for me on this particular project. the world is upside down

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  the ol' one-two combo of making a PR to fix a small issue and then making a second PR to change tests that you forgot in the first PR that got merged :)

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  please find a different name for your software other than "helix" thanks

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  > asking a professor about a class they'll be teaching soon > pitches wild, crackhead idea as a potential final project > "Oh, no, we just do that as an assignment." guess it's decided that I'm definitely taking this class

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  getting absolutely fucked up on the weekend after the end of the semester (taking my dog for walkies)

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  people think LLMs are good at rubber duckying and dont write down their thought process or talk to a rubber ducky like bro you could save the tokens save the planet buy a duck

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  another actually fucking nutty paper a very cool person brought to my attention https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.21852

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  surprised I haven't seen any AI bros talk about how they're grandmasters because they know how to feed positions into stockfish

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  leaving my brain out in the sun #summerbody

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  compression saving the day https://arxiv.org/pdf/2604.09591

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  https://www.youraislopbores.me/

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  damn https://www.punknews.org/article/87751/jello-biafra-suffers-stroke-is-ok-now-in-physical-rehab

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  a sport that's literally just pushing a boulder up a mountain sisyphus style would kinda fuck. figure out how to put that in my gym and I'll get really into it

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  our group chat has asserted that mario is woke and mario in TTYD would make a good POTUS

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  Graphics programming workflow: 1. write the algorithm correctly 2. set up pipeline 3. fight with pipeline for 20+ hours 4. give up for a day 5. come back change 2 things and everything works Graphics programmers need a hug. Infrastructure for error reporting is very needed imo

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  being so fucking punk n shit texting old friends asking how theyre doing bc someone pointed out to me that it's better to be awkward about it than not reach out at all