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• Post #3649481

  When you forget to turn off the notetaker before you start your private post-call WTFs :blobfoxgoogly:

• Post #3649480

  Brain has done the dumb and weather is doing the beautiful ☀️ So fuck it, I’m playing hooky to give this CM Storm #keyboard from my Closet of Random Tech (TM) some love :blobfoxflower: #mechanicalkeyboard

• Post #3649479

  Sourcing for #CivicTech folks today and this is the actual-non-ironic-FR-FR #WhiteHouse #LinkedIn page.... gives me a damn jump scare every time. I hate this timeline :blobfoxshocked:

• Post #3649478

  Why yes, I am going to spend #Saturday night organizing my #sticker book :neocat_laugh: Whatca up to, fedi friends?

• Post #3649477

  @StefanThinks it’s later :neocat_cofe:

• Post #3649476

  Ten years without you. I survived June again. #fathersday

• Post #3492465

  How the FUCK How in the FUCKING fuck Seriously, how THE FUCK… …is it only #wednesday :blobfoxgooglytrash:

• Post #3339884

  Umm..... I don't know how to explain this but I lost the specific color of pen I was writing my to-do list with and now I can't finish the list until I either: 1) find the damn pen 2) rewrite the entire list in another color So how are your #neurospicy brains working today, fedi friends? #neurodivergent #adhd

• Post #3313669

  Little bit of a comedy of errors at times but after a birthday week in #PalmSprings, I’ve evolved into my final form ✨ #lgbtq #pride #FuckItImForty

• Post #3298070

  This is the face of a happy #birthday girl, unaware she is about to get so altitude sickness so badly they’ll have to take the #gondola off schedule to emergency haul her ass back down asap :blobfoxgooglytrash: So, how’s your week going? :blobfoxgoogly:

• Post #1811035

  Good morning fedi friends :neofox_heart: what's on your plate #today? I have to review 600 #resumes this morning. :ablobfoxbongoterrified: The application asks 'why should we hire you (in under 50 words)' Here, a 🧵 of #application answers with answers are making my morning and hopefully yours too!

• Post #1365018

  I just need SOMEone to be as delighted as I am that my new #hair and fav shirt are fully vibing with each other and #mastodon seemed like the place :ShadowCatHeart: What’s your tiny delight for the day, fedi friends? #today #lgbtq #pink

• Post #951579

  This is the kind of morning #motivation you text the girlies in 2026 :blobfoxbongo:

• Post #951578

  Good morning, fedi friends! I'm onboarding a new client #today so I dusted off my #makeup and grown up clothes and accidentally went full cunty lesbian chic :blobfoxblushmore: but you know what? Screw it, I'm kinda here for it :blobfoxcrylaugh: What's on your hump day agenda?

• Post #951577

  So, how was your day? :blobfoxdizzy:

• Post #951573

  My high ass to the Family Size bag of snacks: “ohana means family, and family means no chip gets left behind” :blobfoxpleading: The snacks are gone.

• Post #951572

  Never not thinking about the time a #startup I was working with posted the following on Slack: “Happy #internationalwomensday to Jenna, hopefully next year we’ll have more!” :blobfoxcrylaugh: #WomensDay #womenintech

• Post #951571

  Hi #fedi friends, just clawed my way up from the dark place :ShadowCatKnife: So grab some tea, pull up a toadstool, and catch me up! How have you been?? :ShadowCatHeart: #depression #mentalhealth #TheHorrors

• Post #495223

  My new #mtgarena deck is rude AF :smiling_angel_devil: #magicthegathering

• Post #495222

  Why would I finish any of my current sanity #crafts when I could start something new? :smiling_angel_devil: #adhd #crossstitch #wip #embroidery

• Post #495221

  In “I’m older than dust” news, I was in the store and an employee said “ma’am” so I looked around me to see who they were talking to… It was me! I am ma’am 💀💀💀 #WomanOfACertainAge

• Post #495220

  The most #Monday of all the Mondays over here… Just one more business call then I can go have a stress cry as a little treat. #today

• Post #495219

  #saturday is for: * naps * baby cat cuddles * #painting magic rocks in the yard I hope your day is kind to you, fedi friends :ShadowCatHeart:

• Post #495218

  Time to #sticker up my new #Kindle! I looked at all the (much better) options but I’m too dependent on #KindleUnlimited for my smut :ShadowCatHeart: #stickers

• Post #495216

  It feels so wrong to sleep comfortably in my bed when the world is cold and starving and scared. Already afraid to see the #news in the morning.

• Post #214329

  This is Baby Sir’s donut, sometimes I put #catnip on it and he turns into a derp - please enjoy :ShadowCatLove: #catsofmastodon #blackcat #cats