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• Post #3042113

  In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews ... truth hurts. :dentonlol: #TruthHurts

• Post #3042112

  BREAKING: In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Celsius Network's ex-CEO #AlexMashinsky has just been arrested! Bloomberg: "The arrest took place Thursday morning, according to the person, who asked not to be identified because the criminal case isn’t public." Oftentimes, karma works in cycles.

• Post #3042111

  In more #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, the #FTC has reached a settlement with #Celsius. It includes a ban on resuming #crypto operations, and a suspended judgement of $4.7b to allow it to return these assets to duped customers. :drake_like: Unsurprisingly, its 3 founders were not present and the FTC will proceed with cases against them in federal court. :dumpsterfire: https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2023/07/ftc-reaches-settlement-crypto-platform-celsius-network-charges-former-...

• Post #3042110

  It's a hot news day, more #TotallyUnsurprisingNews: #Ripple #XRP is not a security. (Well, okay, maybe that was a bit surprising.) :blobcatpinkphone: https://blockworks.co/news/judge-rules-ripple-xrp-not-security

• Post #3042109

  Truth hurts. #Linux :linux: :mastodon_oops: #TruthHurts

• Post #3042107

  In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #RichardHeart, creator of #crypto #HEX, has just been sued today by the #SEC for securities fraud. Nobody 👏 saw 👏 that 👏 coming 👏😹

• Post #3042106

  @laimis hahaha, indeed this one might be quite entertaining to follow. :dumpsterfire: Plenty of divisive opinions about HEX and Heartwin, it's going to cause quite a stir amongst the "#Hexicans", I reckon. :dentonlol: :oof:

• Post #3042105

  For today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #AlexMashinsky, the disgraced former CEO of #Celsius #crypto infamy, has had his assets frozen. :blobcat_thisisfine: https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2023/09/06/ex-celsius-ceo-mashinskys-assets-ordered-frozen-by-court-as-doj-case-continues/

• Post #3042104

  In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, disgraced #Theodex CEO gets 11,000 year sentence for a $2 billy #crypto #CEX #scam. ... Only 11,000 years? :drake_like: https://cointelegraph.com/news/turkish-crypto-exchange-thodex-ceo-11-000-year-prison-for-2-b-scam

• Post #3042103

  In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Ethereum founder #VitalikButerin had his #Twitter account compromised, and a scam link posted. Needless to say, many apes were lost as degens immediately approved this malicious #crypto smart contract. I mean... just... don't do that kind of thing, from your main wallet, k? :ablobcatbongokeyboard:

• Post #3042102

  @sjm :mastodon_oops:

• Post #3042101

  Could the #LochNessMonster be a giant eel? :blobcatthinkOwO: Statistically, not really. But this abstract is kinda interesting if you're into #Nessie theories. "The existence of exceedingly large eels in the loch is not likely based on purely statistical considerations." https://xbio.jmir.org/2023/1/e49063/

• Post #3042099

  In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #SBF of #FTX infamy, has developed severe amnesia during his trial, being unable to recall basic facts like who did which crimes, 140 times. Hint: he did it all. Tomorrow will be interesting. https://www.innercitypress.com/sbftrial21sdnyclosingicp110123.html

• Post #3042098

  In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #SBF from #FTX #crypto exchange has been found guilty by the jury on all counts. Lelz, as if there was ever any doubt. Bake him away, toyz. :dentonlol:

• Post #3042097

  @sjm you high class bastodon.

• Post #3042096

  @sjm I feel webcrawler and lycos will be due for a comeback then.

• Post #3042095

  Been a while since I've used this... Over a year's hiatus. I should try to get back into it. 🙏

• Post #3042093

  @sjm lmao, I'll buy 10.

• Post #3042092

  @sjm welcome to da future of Linux on da desktok.