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  What's your estrogen injection music? Heavy Fuel - Dire Straits

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  「 The last tram home 」

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  I love music, i love being taken through apocalyptic dreadfulness and being lifted up by a slow majestically hopeful crescendo. Arghhh, my heart, 😍

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  genuinely convinced someone that I robbed a bank today Who's to say I didn't

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  this phone is actually exploding in slow motion its fucking scary

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  hii, trying my best to make it in Germany and i really need a job asap. im basically starting from square 1 again due to life issues. im a very skilled programmer but without a prior job or formal qualifications and my German isn't great (A2~) not looking for anything luxury just any old job will do. My primary skills are Rust and C++ (& C#) I've worked with lots of cursed technologies like C++/CLR too and have experience writing compilers and decompilers. I also write a Rust GUI t...

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  Ugh firefox showing stupid vpn ad shit constantly. When did my browser turn into times fucking square

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  My estradiol enanthate MCT from astrovials is like a significant orange (still clear), should I be worries about that? ;-;

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  need a sugar mommy who wants to buy me a sewing machine and alot of textiles 😭 (Esp with the prices of good leather)

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  Looking at old c++ code. looks way better than rust code 💀

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  id like to be able to have german citizenship but, it's looking like i genuinely might have to fuck off back to england for quite a while. Shame, I like the Deutschland-Ticket. (And quite frankly the ""chocolate"" they sell in england is fucking super expensive now too, along with everything else (freddos are nearly a whole fucking quid mate, saw a chocolate bar in tezzies for like £4.50) ) Trapped between two failing worlds And neither wants me to land on my two feet

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  Smoking so fine feel like Bizi Betiko

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  The problem with Germany is that everyone lists that they can "speak english" but they actually just cannot. Doctors list it frequently as if they're fluent but cannot get through a sentence of it without having to switch back to German. Everyone here lists it like it's a skill they have because they learnt a tiny little bit in school. You shouldn't be able to list you speak the language for a field where you know none of the words related to it 💀💀💀💀

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  german government thinking im gonna renounce my british citizenship to get a german one 🤣🤣🤣🤣haha. no.

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  @pndc Literally so cringe

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  I hate Dortmund what a miserable shit hole Jewellers in Germany can't even identify a battery, humanity has declined as a species with the advent of microprocessing. It's in our best interest to smash every electronic device on the planet, yet we've made ourselves so subservient to them that not even I am capable of such a feat, I can only minimize. Esotericism has experienced a paradigm shift, the onus of esoteric knowledge and expertise has been digitalized and commodi...

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  A 🦆 I photographed, with Alt text

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  I asked for a groß latte not a gross latte 🤮🤢

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  Look all I'm saying is you have to think about how the people hugging you are gonna feel when you pick the material of clothing you're gonna wear. I do. I'm incredibly cuddly.

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  Considering how the rest of German technology is, the DB Navigator app is actually pretty good :)

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  just saw a guy in düsseldorf wearing a Microsoft Co pilot t shirt

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  The UK should stop being a dipshit and just join schengen so the eurostar is actually viable

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  Crazy that A to B by plane is equal time to by rail, because with plane younhave to get there super early and go through bunch of bullshit and you have to travel to and from the airports anyway. Why the hell do governments subsidize this again

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  german mustard is so weak you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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  shout out to ukraine for making a beer that tastes lovely. оболонь if ur wondering

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  I WAS JUST ASKED IF I WANT SÜẞER SENF, C'MON IT'S ALREADY TOO MILD....

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  Bitte nicht petzen dass ich lesbisch bin

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  whoops my laptop has a dent in it 💀 guess thats my fault for putting it in my messenger bag throughout 8+h train journeys

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  my pixel overheats so much such a crappy phone omg

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  Ohhh and im allergic to MCT carrier oil and i still keep injecting it 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck testosterone