Buttered Jorts
ajn142@infosec.exchange
<p>Not that Jorts.</p><p>parent, sysadmin, sleepy</p><p>I generally <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/FollowForFollow" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FollowForFollow</span></a>, don't be scared if my profile is locked.</p>
Posts
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Post #4450698
Welp, ADHD Project # 9051 to see if I could make a food-safe catfish bait by salting chicken livers has hit a snag… Namely that they have no structural integrity after being cooked under any regime that should kill Listeria (harder to kill than Salmonella). I have an idea to retry by processing them raw, salting, and then baking the hell out of them after most of the moisture is pulled out, but the big headache is that lower water activity (from salting) raises the thermal survivability of both...
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Post #4433899
lethality of our Cyberspace Operations Forces The US military will teach you to computer so hard it kills people, apparently.
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Post #4424220
Nothing quite like getting asked to answer for the entire organization during a security assessment, when you know the answer is "there is no consistent answer"
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Post #4399770
Courtesy of a 5¢ chip I now need a $200 phone repair… cool, cool.
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Post #4387583
Hahaha StarWind was fun, I made JarJar and then killed him before the intro finished.
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Post #4386996
Mmmmm, chupaqueso #IYKYK
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Post #4322157
Everybody’s a gangster until the Prague Powder comes out.
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Post #4258108
Send not to know For whom the Taco Bell tolls, It tolls for thee.
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Post #4246926
Nothing quite like snorting a line of fresh preworkout
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Post #4243722
Fucking pinch flats…
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Post #4223641
Really hoping I can sell my doc on doubling my ADHD meds. Been taking them in the afternoons to get the most effect at home, and it’s not keeping me up, but it’s definitely helping my executive function in the household.
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Post #4198779
Well, I’ve managed to combine a few tricks to land on an alarm that’ll get me up every morning… The trick now is finding the willpower to stay up.
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Post #4183183
The school year can’t come fast enough.
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Post #4176029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANlg297AHU
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Post #4152978
@mike@social.chinwag.org need this photoshopped with an drop and run source and a noise filter.
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Post #4149545
/me builds automation to alert me when my kid's accessibility device has low battery /device promptly starts using 100%
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Post #4149266
Distinctly unfair that I can't sing two songs at the same time.
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Post #4120796
I do not need a puppy… I do not need a puppy… I do not need a puppy…
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Post #4073760
RE: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/116977111885093956 I am going to be so much less productive.
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Post #4067359
Well, apparently today my meds are going letting me not focus at speed.
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Post #4066966
Anybody know what marcan is up to these days? I miss his posts.
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Post #4064658
Just realized that with the power of quoots I can prestage memes and reaction gifs without having to rewrite the alt text every time.
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Post #4050414
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org extra weird that it’s in the bounds of SLC but owned by a separate incorporated suburb (South Salt Lake). If it’s been permitted in that state for that long, I’m shocked the residents couldn’t make an adverse possession claim.
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Post #4039326
Hey #macadmins / #jamf peeps, question for y’all. I’m being told that essentially all Jamf functionality depends on having a logged in user, and that not even server check-ins will work unless there’s an account logged in. Does that seem accurate to y’all?
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Post #4022608
Props to those of y’all who can get short grain rice to be anything but a sludgy mess. I can barely do it with medium grain.
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Post #4020517
So taking my ADHD medicine earlier is not helping.
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Post #4012433
It is regrettably once again morning
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Post #4000682
I really wanna go fishing.
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Post #3977299
Fuzzy little idiot
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Post #3976977
Piling all the various sources of truth in a corner until they go prompt critical, causing an explosion of truthiness.