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  One of my least favorite experiences as an adult is realizing that a mess has exceeded the capacity of a procedural response, and now requires individual attention.

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  Today's hard problem: How do you stop the PFY from getting ClickFixed by malvertising?

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  Oh god, I thrunted once and now my coworkers keep asking me to thrunt for them.

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  Note to self: stop stabbing me with chisels

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  Weird ask, but anybody know of/have opinions on any sort of "smart safety latch" that can be retrofit on existing doors? Context: Nonverbal, neurodivergent child who is an elopement risk. Yesterday he snuck out when i took out the trash and streaked buck naked down the cul-de-sac trailing a chunk of sequined cloth like he was adapting the bus roof scene from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Didn't catch him until I got back inside and he was missing, because the path to the wheelie...

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  Wonder when @arstechnica@mastodon.social is going to rebrand to AITechnica...

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  RE: https://shakedown.social/@aburtch/117320517466916948 That's bait.

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  @agreeable_landfall@mastodon.social @nelson@tech.lgbt @lemay@mastodon.social @janeishly@beige.party idk, the thanks at the bottom of the article lmaooooo

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  Oh god it's Monday.

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  I do not like thrunting, no i do not.

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  @cR0w@infosec.exchange i'll install some extra VSCode extensions, just for you.

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  RE: https://hachyderm.io/@fil/117273608020537505 My therapist: The zero-length hypotenuse right triangle isn’t real, it can’t hurt you. The ZLHRT:

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  Must resist the urge to make a parody GNU Image Manipulation Program account with a latex mask and ball gag on the profile pic. https://floss.social/@GIMP/117275830990268595

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  Anybody have strong opinions on security trainings or conferences relevant for endpoint security?

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  Fuck JSON, fuck low code platforms, fuck whiteboards, and fuck you too.

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  Note to self: Spit, don’t swallow

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  Oh god I slept too many times since last week.

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  How does fedi feel about LOLRMMs today?

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  Welp, ADHD Project # 9051 to see if I could make a food-safe catfish bait by salting chicken livers has hit a snag… Namely that they have no structural integrity after being cooked under any regime that should kill Listeria (harder to kill than Salmonella). I have an idea to retry by processing them raw, salting, and then baking the hell out of them after most of the moisture is pulled out, but the big headache is that lower water activity (from salting) raises the thermal survivability of both...

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  lethality of our Cyberspace Operations Forces The US military will teach you to computer so hard it kills people, apparently.

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  Nothing quite like getting asked to answer for the entire organization during a security assessment, when you know the answer is "there is no consistent answer"

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  Courtesy of a 5¢ chip I now need a $200 phone repair… cool, cool.

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  Hahaha StarWind was fun, I made JarJar and then killed him before the intro finished.

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  Mmmmm, chupaqueso #IYKYK

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  Everybody’s a gangster until the Prague Powder comes out.

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  Send not to know For whom the Taco Bell tolls, It tolls for thee.

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  Nothing quite like snorting a line of fresh preworkout

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  Fucking pinch flats…

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  Really hoping I can sell my doc on doubling my ADHD meds. Been taking them in the afternoons to get the most effect at home, and it’s not keeping me up, but it’s definitely helping my executive function in the household.

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  Well, I’ve managed to combine a few tricks to land on an alarm that’ll get me up every morning… The trick now is finding the willpower to stay up.