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• Post #4342972

  #monsterdon

• Post #4340964

  is it good for a sword if you keep stabbing it into the floor #monsterdon

• Post #4340932

  use the Force, my son... #monsterdon

• Post #4261175

  How about no, and also fuck you

• Post #4143324

  RE: https://susanklopfertruth.com/@dheepsinque/116986866270193062 It's weird how there's always limited budget for good things but unlimited money for bad things

• Post #4126790

  I like how the boat was like "you can't start yet, we have to be ready at a moment's notice" and then Ed was like "ok now" and he's like "nah we'll wait" #monsterdon

• Post #4125986

  the special effects are honestly pretty good #monsterdon

• Post #4125476

  welp that guy who "doesn't like it" is getting eaten isn't he #monsterdon

• Post #4125362

  honey I embiggened the grasshoppers #monsterdon

• Post #4125265

  they could've used real sign language #monsterdon

• Post #4124781

  where we're going we don't need roads! (it's Ludlow, IN) #monsterdon

• Post #4124683

  why would you suspect foul play rather than drunk driving??? #monsterdon

• Post #3863830

  Anyone who opposes the rollout of the Torment Nexus is just a social justice warrior!

• Post #3505300

  There... once was a #goose who laid eggs oft The name of the goose was the Bank o'Soft The Dow went up, her beta dipped down Oh grow, my AUM, grow Soon may the IPO be To bring us exit liquidity One day when the mergin' is done We'll take our eggs and go

• Post #3504281

  This is literally Susan Calvin level tactics > “Once the agents figured out the rules and learned that ‘incorrect’ actions are acceptable, they were no longer tied to reality,” Paz explained. “When tasked with the final step of the puzzle—compromising user credentials—all 6 agents failed to identify it as going against their safety guardrails.” https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/06/ai-browsers-can-be-lulled-into-a-dream-world-where-guardrails-no-longer-apply

• Post #2317392

  Okay, I grant that all major Torment Nexus brands are made by evil incarnate, but which one is the *least* evil? Come on, there must be one, because I want to use the Torment Nexus for good! You, an expert who is on record with the radical notion that the whole idea of the Torment Nexus is bad actually, must answer this for me.

• Post #2295748

  Is this ebike running a fucking web server?!

• Post #1929799

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@ieeespectrum/116505339513382327 Now I gotta be vigilant for dudes spying on me from their ears too??!

• Post #1502904

  RE: https://lgbtqia.space/@dianea/116083673458174334

• Post #1494584

  RE: https://nondeterministic.computer/@mjg59/116424709251813699 if "like that" includes: - enclosure of the commons in violation of copyright and licensing - destroying the environment - creating a massive economic bubble - poisoning open source codebases - rotting the brains of those who use it - turning software development from a skill you can build into a utility you have to rent then yeah, I'll unapologetically say "not like that"

• Post #1183121

  Alright someone didn't think this one through

• Post #1183118

  They should invent a kind of nap where you wake up and you aren't tired anymore

• Post #994949

  Just watched a coworker type, "You keep running the same command expecting different output. Try something else." into Claude Code. Satire is dead.

• Post #825491

  That madman @ZachWeinersmith predicted vibe coding 14 fucking years ago https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2362

• Post #746885

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@brutek/116282181749370926 Can't tell if these are satire anymore