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Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real.My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me.Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.<a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#nobot</a> <a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/nobridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#nobridge</a>

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Post #3927388
logging in like
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Post #3851752
3am in bed, sweating in a panic wondering if I was the author of the federalist papers and just forgot
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Post #3435416
my love life can be readily described using the exact same adjectives as a bbq restaurant bathroom
Post #2558383
men only want one thing and it&#39;s discussing :(
Post #2377239
hey i noticed u changed ur relationship status from Costco Shopper to Trader Joe&#39;s Shopper,
Post #2377238
who up gradin they nas
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Post #2377235
scientists have invented a way to piss underwater but the government is keeping it secret from the people
Post #2377234
logging in like
Post #2377233
going for a wee jog every day so I&#39;m prepared for any situation that demands cowardice or arriving a few seconds early
Post #2377231
teamed up with a complete breakfast to make this post
Post #2377230
omg just realized there&#39;s less than a year to next festivus
Post #2377229
you know.. if you take everything I&#39;ve accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks like a pretty decent horror film
Post #2312835
logging in like
Post #2277104
logging in like
Post #2240905
do not cite the deep shitposts to me witch, I was there when it was written
Post #2223145
local clownspeople livid about use of slur, &quot;bonkers&quot;
Post #2181988
let this serve as a reminder that the *original* vibe coding was teledildonics. look at what they stole from you.
Post #2132775
new type of cheese that blows your nuts clean off (gender affirming)
Post #2093526
u know what? fuck this.. *I put on my robe an wizard hat*
Post #2090633
a real yes nonsense kind of guy
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Post #2033991
&lt;marty robbins voice&gt; with the big irony on his hipster
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Post #1869120
guy who named oranges seeing a pumpkin for the first time: &quot;aw, fuck, no&quot;
Post #1868603
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend
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Post #1829359
bust a nut? I ain&#39;t no cop, let the nuts go free