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  Dammit, another fetish has arrived.

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  People ask me, "Your Majesty, how did you become so wise about the ways of the world?" And I say, "Papa told me."

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  The perfect woman does not exi

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  About a month ago I was doing some wiring at my dad's house. Built in 1921, it has been "updated" in the 40s, 50s, 70s and Naughties. Where "updated" means that they put in new wire in the new construction but then tied it into the old wiring. 👀 While I was working in the basement, stapling up new Romex, I stepped down off the ladder, turned, and tripped over the bottom step of the stairs. Fell onto the stair and jacked up my shin. It swoled...

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  Gentlemen, attend...

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  I shall be scarce on the timeline for a week or so. Real world stuff needs getting done and I will have limited access to the intarwebz. No one post anything until I get back. I don't want to have to catch up on a bunch of stuff.

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  Well duh

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  #caturday

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  #caturday

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  And you shouldn't have to.