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Wildheart_Baby@jorts.horse

<p>Vibing my way out of shit and death<br />One of those ppl, C# :hacker_d: :hacker_e: :hacker_v: :hacker_s:</p><p>Tongue my fart box racists</p>

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  • Post #2855259

    Currently watching this bonkers sitcom, La Que Se Avecina, a guy who was desperate for the toilet, just answered a call from a woman he was on a date with whilst shitting in a bush. I need to find an English subtitled or dubbed version when I get home.

  • Post #2855258

    &amp;quot;By the end of the chapter, I’d realize that instead of paying attention to the text, I’d actually started to amuse myself by trying to calculate my income taxes in my head.&amp;quot; Someone else who does this. #Reading

  • Post #2855257

    So now you have an ad for horse racing, featuring regular members of the public. My guess is they&amp;#39;ve gotten spooked by the greens.

  • Post #2855256

    Y&amp;#39;know who I haven&amp;#39;t seen in a while basement paul, the info wars dope. I&amp;#39;m choosing to believe he&amp;#39;s dead, and I choose to remain happy in this belief, regardless of the truth.

  • Post #2855255

    The person in the cubicle next to me had a real girthy piss stream, I&amp;#39;ve been totally pissmogged, so I&amp;#39;m going back to my desk to hit my junk with a hammer. #PissMaxxing #WangMaxxing

  • Post #2855254

    Saw a sweatshirt with the words &amp;quot;My Dream Job Would Be Karma Delivery Service.&amp;quot; I feel that they fundamentally misunderstand what karma is.

  • Post #2855253

    Had a thought that in voyager the holodeck version of historical figures is a form of ai psychosis by the crew.

  • Post #2855252

    The bairn just came downstairs and said &amp;quot;a fly just independence day up my nose&amp;quot;

  • Post #1889143

    Reading Moby Dick and I know its from another time but &amp;quot; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me,&amp;quot; still amuses me. #Reading