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• Post #2342887

  12 AM: I'll go to bed when I'm good and ready. 3 AM: haha star trek is silly 6 AM: WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS

• Post #2342886

  >niggerproofing Important piece of vocabulary. :naruhodonotes: RT: https://poa.st/objects/95e344d8-ea37-40e6-9991-d56af923ad5a

• Post #2342885

  I don't know what this image is or the context but when I'm in charge holding any kind of office will be conditioned on being photographed in a burger king crown touching a tomboy six-pack. RT: https://poa.st/objects/c21a18d5-5b43-4007-9714-79ef459ea908

• Post #2342884

  These people just need more encouragement to be themselves! :pepeRetarded: RT: https://poa.st/objects/5d9e9629-f293-46d6-a293-bddbacfa9e82

• Post #2342883

  :watamelon: RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/cf60a737-4cd2-447a-b854-3cbae6efa063

• Post #2342882

  >a box truck with gable roof >rooted to the fucking ground >costs more than a box truck Why tho.

• Post #2342881

  I guess when my toaster oven demands I upload a photo of my government ID, I can just upload that screenshot instead. RT: https://poa.st/objects/afbda903-786c-49db-8860-884345ef60b0

• Post #2342879

  belongs on a t-shirt :chefskiss: RT: https://www.minds.com/api/activitypub/users/899903655883317251/entities/urn:activity:1899346977506729984

• Post #2342878

  Won't stop flirting with the "kill all groypers" woman groyper RT: https://poa.st/objects/8805f211-d36a-42d8-b479-67decb00bfc5

• Post #2342877

  When I'm in charge we're going to replace that statue with one that has a loudspeaker built into its ass. Deafening braps at all hours of the day and night. RT: https://poa.st/objects/bf3ba41a-3e9d-4a57-ac99-999150ce02c2

• Post #2342876

  tfw the moon refuses to bear witness to our madness any longer

• Post #2342874

  "Yeah, that too. Lemme tell ya, there's this book by Sheridan Le Fanu about a lesbian vampire..." RT: https://poa.st/objects/5a5a9a58-f59a-429a-9ca5-d0a383a24e67

• Post #1849622

  mfw I already have more games in my backlog than I can possibly play. RT: https://poa.st/objects/6a6b4005-35db-472e-8df4-bdcf6640aeac

• Post #1849621

  she plan my action til I initiate RT: https://poa.st/objects/e9833b4b-9060-4e17-b976-513ea7299b46

• Post #1849620

  Didn't even need to know the context to know that I agreed 100%. RT: https://poa.st/objects/b649680b-fa06-4c57-9e97-d55caedb38ee

• Post #1849618

  :dancing_n: :dancing_i: :dancing_g: :dancing_g: :dancing_e: :dancing_r: Edit: Just doing a little vimgolf in kakoune. nigger<esc>bs.<ret>i:dancing_<esc>li:<space>

• Post #1849616

  I will not eat the bugs, etc, etc. RT: https://poa.st/objects/34087850-d7ed-4001-887e-17193214c98e

• Post #1849615

  Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Missiles RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/9932b99b-477a-4864-9946-c9369602db91

• Post #1849613

  Unfortunately, his whole job is to energize the left so that the boot comes down harder after trump is out. RT: https://poa.st/objects/eae08db7-91b2-402d-a948-7baab3ea0357

• Post #1849612

  >fill a balloon with hydrogen >attach a propeller with a DC motor >use the propeller as a wind turbine while idle >electrolysis of seawater replenishes the balloon >hover 10 feet above sea level in international waters >engage in pelagic fishing >do this indefinitely >never endure another ZOG humiliation ritual I imagine the buoyancy of hydrogen balloons would be insufficient to carry the equipment needed to supply the balloons, no matter...

• Post #989252

  I can't wait to look into this a month from now and find that absolutely fucking nothing happened. RT: https://poa.st/objects/81a87f98-10e0-4b76-b36d-6d8a6dd3b313

• Post #989251

  You see this and think "wow, what did he think was going to happen?" But there's a very real possibility that it's all a bit. RT: https://poa.st/objects/4876424f-5300-449b-a000-8d6054e7695d

• Post #989250

  'mazin. RT: https://poa.st/objects/85fd590a-d8e6-4cd2-a901-e3f1186ef398

• Post #989249

  Combined two broken mice into one mouse that is not broken. :apartyblobcat:

• Post #989248

  It's important to review regularly. RT: https://poa.st/objects/54a86c3f-0049-4528-b852-35dffb126384

• Post #989247

  tfw she lets you hit the supply cap so you have enough lings for both entrances to her base RT: https://poa.st/objects/15120153-6a7e-4bb4-9c3c-7b4d3415d2f1

• Post #989246

  This might be my preferred mode of shitposting now. Or pissposting. Or hogposting. 🤔 Gotta figure how how to make it include all the lines, though. It's supposed to say "you don't need to get an erection" but it just kinda stops halfway. RT: https://poa.st/objects/08c32277-9378-4f6d-ae1a-3d9dcef75dc4

• Post #989242

  I love that it's 2026 and the most effective way to trick people is to lie so gratuitously that the average person will be more credulous of the claim than of the possibility that you'd attempt such an enormous deception. RT: https://poa.st/objects/ba4ceba3-d23f-469a-9782-be5f08c8fbe2

• Post #809389

  I know just the guy for her. RT: https://poa.st/objects/428ff707-1262-4357-bc6b-6908dbdeb150

• Post #804052

  The "don't trust anyone over 30" psyop continues mind-fucking westerners.