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• Post #708871

  @NemoJmeno@piaille.fr I was similarly surprised when I encountered “cranial limbs”, which turns out to be the proper anatomical term for “front legs”.

• Post #700100

  @geeknik@infosec.exchange @mycotropic@beige.party David Mermin said, “Shut up and calculate,” and I haven’t gone wrong following his advice.

• Post #688648

  @overholt@glammr.us 🚢

• Post #688487

  @amiserabilist@beige.party Celsius was invented so people could get credit for enduring cold temperatures. Perfect application.

• Post #656870

  @cdncurmudgeon.bsky.social Skeleton rattle your mouldy leg, All men’s lovers come to this.

• Post #655492

  @GrimmReality@beige.party Me, I still need a couple of seconds to match a name like “Claudia Scheinbaum” with “President of Mexico”.

• Post #618835

  @nomdeb@mstdn.social I am thinking of printing up a yard sign that says “Vote YES. Stop the Steal” 😈

• Post #606787

  @BramMeehan@ohai.social On the other hand, the cat for once was satisfied with the breakfast service.

• Post #606761

  @lore.house What was the return address?

• Post #606739

  @FluentInFinance@mastodon.social In the 1970s, my father was a schoolteacher. When his paycheck came in on the first of the month, as a treat, we could have a box of cereal that was printed in color. A vacation was piling everyone into the station wagon to visit Grandma. All the words you wrote are true, but people’s expectations are higher now.

• Post #606527

  @APBBlue@thepit.social Crow-hen?

• Post #606387

  @emptywheel.bsky.social Feith’s standards for “wisdom” are lower than mine.

• Post #606268

  FedEx delivered my fruit-tree seedling on Sunday evening. Sub-optimal.

• Post #604331

  @riggbeck@mastodon.social Here we go again.

• Post #590838

  @HG@beige.party She’s inspired me: if I ever want to benefit my fellow humans, I can become an ear donor.

• Post #586117

  @APBBlue@thepit.social As eager as a child on Christmas Eve.

• Post #579953

  @sashin@veganism.social @dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org He’s athier than I am, and I’m pretty darn athy, so he might be the athiest.

• Post #578287

  @Holberg@mstdn.social Kinder, Küche, Kirche.

• Post #574202

  @vitskapsdama@sunny.garden @nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social I don’t understand the people who think wind turbines are ugly. There’s a wind farm near Palm Springs where I used to go watch them turn. I could sit there for hours!

• Post #572648

  @SecondStix@mindly.social We knew the celebration would be a high-class event. 😈

• Post #568676

  @thomasweibel@swiss.social It said 111 feet for me. The topographic maps say ~130.

• Post #557918

  @overholt@glammr.us The Italian constitution must not guarantee the right to bare arms.

• Post #556075

  @teruterubozu@toot.wales @APBBlue@thepit.social Username checks out.

• Post #548254

  @indivisibleteam@mastodon.social It will be hard to blame Senators for voting to get that guy out of their building, though. 😀

• Post #521297

  @thehubble101@toot.wales Tim Bim, jolly Tim, Tim Bimbadillo.

• Post #521279

  @futurebird@sauropods.win Of course nobody wants to work anymore. I’ve been doing it for 50 years and it’s unpleasant.

• Post #494765

  @kallekn@mastodonsweden.se @lclapp@tty0.social @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social I haven’t seen @azforeman@mastodon.social around in a while, but I think he’d appreciate knowing so many of us respect his badassitude.

• Post #489359

  @cassana@the-crossroads-inn.com I promise I won’t say “Heidelbergalis” because I can’t. 😀

• Post #484769

  @bouletcorp2@mastodon.social “Cal: 4” 🤣

• Post #483995

  @rejinl@masto.nyc Perhaps it means the character is divisive.