Rural Witch 🧶🐓🔮
Urbanhedgelady@mastodon.world
<p>I'm a random poster, could talk about anything at anytime. I almost always follow back anyone who follows me. I write erotic stories, crochet and complain. A witch with tats and dreams. I read books and know things. Diagnosed MS 2024, went from big city living to rural. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/countrywitch" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>countrywitch</span></a></p>
Posts
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Post #4405445
They don't look like much but these are the start of my next 5 African Flowers. #crochet
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Post #4402763
I love cheesy horror movies. Just started "Meth Gator."
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Post #4302972
For @kinsale42@mstdn.games I woke her up just for you. 💗
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Post #3563888
People have such weird reactions to hearing someone isn't Christian, especially in rural USA. Me: I'm not Christian. Him: Well you're the wicked witch of the west! Me: Witch, yes. Wicked? Nah.
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Post #3330172
I'm reading about all the AI data centers being built and now I'm gonna have to rework my accurate zombie novel to include data centers. I hear they make noise, wonder if it'll attract the zombies.
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Post #2516669
Was shopping and went to check out. Girl said she couldn&#39;t because she was technically still on lunch. I asked if she was clocked out and said she was. I informed her that it is illegal to work off the clock. She said everyone does it. I said doesn&#39;t make it any less illegal. She proceeded to walk away from me.
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Post #2516668
Dreamed last night I inherited a storybook castle but all the characters were gender swapped such as Cinderfella.
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Post #2516666
I can&#39;t eat fast food anymore, except maybe tacos from Jack in the Box. 4 tacos for $4 (used to be $2) will fill me. Went to Arby&#39;s, 3 sandwiches, $18. Just sandwiches, no fries no drinks. Just went to buy some soda, 12 pack, $9.79. 🤯
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Post #2516664
I have an hour drive tomorrow and have to be there at 5:30 AM. I&#39;m leaving at 4:15 just in case. Setting my alarm for 3:30 AM.
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Post #2516663
Okay, for you truck experts out there. I hard from some guy called Mr Wizard who says that you should not buy is a Ford F150 5.4 Triton V8. Well guess what. I have a 2002, and I am the second owner (was my uncle&#39;s first ever brand new vehicle). It has 388,000 miles on it. He babied this thing. I paid $1000 for it. I have no intentions to pull or haul with it. My main vehicle is a Chrysler Pacifica, the Ford is my back up and husband&#39;s project truck. #ford #f150 #tritonv8
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Post #2516661
Last 3 days I&#39;ve gotten up at 3:30 to be at work at 5:30. Because this week work has been an hour away, not 30 minutes.
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Post #2516659
Yay! Back to writing. It is a noir style PI novel with vampires, werewolves, and merfolk, called: World of Fangs, Claws &amp; Tides. https://shortstorymilkbar.blogspot.com/2026/04/wofct-chapter-2.html
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Post #2516658
Went to a funeral today for a friend who passed of MS. It was a very formal and traditional service. She was diagnosed about five years before me and went downhill fast.
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Post #2516657
Attending my friend&#39;s funeral has helped me male some decisions about my own passing plans. I want to be cremated and poured into a hole and a tree planted on top of me. A dogwood or a willow. No funeral procession. I want those who knew me to gather around, drink beer and tell stories about me.
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Post #2516656
Got my work days mixed up, thought I had to be in at 7 and set my alarm accordingly. Woke up yo snooze it and remembered I had to be in at 6. Flew out of bed, jumped into my clothes, sped to work, clocked in 3 minutes late in my attempt to be here on time. If there is a next time I&#39;ll take my time cause it&#39;s the same penalty if I&#39;m 3 minutes late or 30.
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Post #2516654
Coworker tells me he voted for Trump. Is mad at him because of gas and grocery prices. Well duh
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Post #2516653
Coworker: I voted for him but I don&#39;t agree with the administration.
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Post #2516651
Ugh, such a pain in the ass. Car broke down, just hoping I ran it out of gas.
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Post #699591
When you plug in the eclectic blanket because it&#39;s 55°F (12°C) in the living room. #dogs
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Post #164306
I have all my pets, except the rabbit, and my shih tzu in the bed with me. The shih tzu doesn't do stairs well anymore. So three dogs and three cats.