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Twotired@universeodon.com

<p>Awarded the Nobel and Pulitzer Prizes in the field of Making Up Outlandish Claims for my Bio.

I ride a home built <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/recumbent" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>recumbent</span></a> and especially enjoy <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/biketouring" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>biketouring</span></a> .

I love <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>cats</span></a> .

I enjoy <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/juggling" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>juggling</span></a> , especially club passing.

<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MechanicalEngineer" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MechanicalEngineer</span></a> specializing in machine design.

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Posts

  • Post #1236718

    Breaking:

  • Post #1160039

    Please reach for boosts.

  • Post #1048606

    @Alice@beige.party Get it? Getting a big head? Not getting a little head? I’ll see myself out…

  • Post #1038424

    @rasterweb@mastodon.social Ask them who they buy their police protection from and what the monthly fee is.

  • Post #1009473

    @DJDarren@mendeddrum.org I’m seeing this a lot too. Do you know what kind of information they’re putting on their FB/IG page? Yeah, me neither.

  • Post #1004051

    @theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social Well, I thought my day sucked until I heard about yours.

  • Post #987883

    @TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com @georgetakei@universeodon.com #pedophile #ConvictedFelon

  • Post #987785

    @clickhere@mastodon.ie @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social A tweet from Bernie Sanders: “While the world focuses on the destruction in Iran, we must not ignore what Israel is doing in Lebanon. 1,461 have been killed. 4,430 have been injured. 1.2 million have been displaced. Israel now occupies 14% of Lebanon. Enough is enough. No more US military aid to Israel.” #Alt4you

  • Post #984956

    REM lied to me. I don’t feel fine.

  • Post #976551

    @vi_zzyzx@mstdn.social For some (fairly obvious) reason the teaser to the pilot of LD is now playing in a nonstop loop in my brain. “Honor! I love honor!”

  • Post #976521

    @UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com But he’s so CUTE!

  • Post #949876

    @HadasWeiss@mastodon.social Wait, you can do that??

  • Post #949365

    I just finished #AutomaticNoodle by @annaleen@wandering.shop (I started it today). What a wonderful, magical, lovely book! I’ve been reading #ScienceFiction for a lot of years, but I’ve never read anything quite like this. Now I want noodles. #SciFi #SF

  • Post #910708

    @eugenialoli@mastodon.social Thank you for telling me that. I’m glad you had her, and that she had you.

  • Post #909697

    @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io Someone gave me this advice about cycling, and it’s served me well: Eat, drink, pee, downshift—Do them before you have to. #BikeTooter

  • Post #907739

    @Jasperthecat@mastodon.sdf.org I want to pet kittens RIGHT NOW.

  • Post #903715

    @catsalad@infosec.exchange I’m confused. Are you me? Are you sharing the bed with me? Because those produce opposite answers. And if neither, why would I have an opinion?

  • Post #885155

    @nicknicknicknick@friend.camp The bockwurst sushi is to die for.

  • Post #867432

    @Nonilex@masto.ai To be fair, my father participated in bombings in service of antifa. This was during WWII, and the organizers behind the bombings (the US government) even awarded him medals for it.

  • Post #851816

    @thorncoyle@wandering.shop We need to know the drag names.

  • Post #850434

    RE: https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116302959973659499 @lowqualityfacts If you don’t do another one of these I’m blocking you..

  • Post #850433

    #NoKings

  • Post #840346

    @doctormo@floss.social Or maybe I wasn’t clear that I was talking about how the cardboard tube is formed from a strip of cardboard, spiral wrapped and glued.

  • Post #821894

    @virbonus@sueden.social @oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online Double blind taste test.

  • Post #810300

    @jerry@infosec.exchange I can honestly say that there are times when I DON’T need a nap…

  • Post #734668

    Everybody please wish Sahara a happy 21st birthday! We think she’s blind now, and she has cancer and kidney disease, so we don’t know how much longer we’ll have her, but for now she seems comfortable, and she’s still fiercely devoted to her mission of cuddling as much as possible with her humans! #Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon