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• AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound*

• Where is your God now?

• Uhhh 🦶🦶🦶

• Dumbledore and Prisoner's Barbecue

  “Really, in prison?” said Harry “Yes, Harry, barbecue was invented in Azkaban”. The headmaster loaded an additional 50 kgs to his squat bar. “Why are you looking at me with those dewy eyes? Come spot me!” Harry was flabbergasted by Dumbledore’s words. “But…how? It makes no fucking sense, sir…” “2 words: barbs & cues. Isn’t it obvious? It started as a habit to cook them meats on them barbed wires while leaving no cues behind, so they won’t be kissed and shit”. Harry started gnawing...

• Uhh freaky squeaky, like a yucky ducky 😫😫😫

• You have the right to remain...rolling on the floor in utter pain

• 🫵 Bang

• *wet snapping sound*

• Gimme that phonecharger-in-a-travel-bag twist

• Like a Soulslike bonfire

• Uhh gotta shy my hulud or something like that

• Reality-breaking reveal

• He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️‍🔥

• Like a somelier but for digital piss

• After the 6th payment the burrito is mine 💀💀💀

• Uhh show me the data 😫😫😫

• Malaka, philosophy is the deadlift of the mind

• Still better than Bubba or Dronald

• 🎵 skin shredda', mozarella graft-welda'

• 🎶Skin shredda', mozarella graft welda'

• Never make plans that far ahead around Hercules 🥶

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• Employa destroya 🫵😫

• Post #349734