Lisa
TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site
<p>Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer.</p><p>The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years.</p><p>Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr</p>
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Post #4142795
Randomly reminded of an award winning model maker (name forgotten) who worked almost entirely with brass and, when praised for his outstanding soldering abilities, replied "I'm awful at soldering, I'm just very good at removing solder from where it shouldn't be."
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Post #2266211
&quot;We don&#39;t need to visit Egypt, we&#39;ve got Suez at home.&quot; Suez at home:
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Post #1985459
Random Thought: Does it really count as &quot;leaving Earth orbit&quot; if you just go to somewhere that is orbiting the Earth (i.e. Luna, Earth&#39;s moon)?
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Post #1985458
The void was just screaming at me. (noisy black cat outside).
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Post #1985457
Hey Fedi, Please help if you can. Work is really slow at the moment so I&#39;m just not getting many shifts (Only 3 shifts this week), and so my pay is just not covering everything. I&#39;m on the lookout for a full-time job so I can have a regular income, but no luck so far. It&#39;s probably going to be worse next fortnight due to power/phone/internet bills. But for right now I&#39;m about $200 short on rent, which is due on Saturday (2 days ago). If you are able to help, i...
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Post #1938175
Your reminder that when christians talk about &quot;the true meaning of easter&quot; what they mean is colonialism: the decimation of people, culture, and religion different to their own, and appropriation of the bits they like for their own purposes. Now please enjoy eating your fertility symbols made out of aphrodisiac.
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Post #1757494
Umm, can I just point out the second half of the first verse of the song &quot;Video Killed The Radio Star&quot; from 1979: I heard you on my wireless back in ′52 Lying awake, intent at tuning in on you If I was young, it didn&#39;t stop you coming through Oh-a, oh-a They took the credit for your second symphony Rewritten by machine and new technology And now I understand the problems you can see
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Post #1757493
The corpse.
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Post #1698742
&quot;You&#39;ve got a bell, use it!&quot; From the Karen in the SUV blocking the pavement. #BikeTooter
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Post #1471750
Woo! There’s a huntsman in the house! #spider
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Post #1471749
While taking some rubbish out I overheard two guys &quot;arguing&quot; (the laughter suggests it was not serious) while apparently gaming. So let&#39;s settle the argument: