Ted Smith #ProEU

Ted@c.im

I’m a writer, a painter of all sorts (figurative abstract and decorator and restorer of ancient ol' buildings)  I’m a political animal too, pro EU, anti Brexit, and a  Labour Party member that's forced to vote LibDems because of the iniquity of the UK’s ridiculous FPTP Voting System.   Also, I'm a dad a second time around (must be mad, but I love it) and a granddad.  'Life in the ol' dog yet, eh?' Author of Blotto <a href="https://amzn.eu/d/846Whye" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://amzn.eu/d/846Whye</a>

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Post #4523580
A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit went into a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit, ‘What’s your blood type?’ ‘I’m probably a type O’, said the rabbit.
Post #4523579
@bbcworld There is some serious shit happening. Scary times.
Post #4523578
Well, knock me down with a bloody feather, my first full length novel is finally up! There&#39;s a small typo on the back cover and preamble which is being resolved, so get it now, could be a rare edition in the future. Ha! Seriously, I would be honoured if you would take a look, flattered beyond belief if you bought it (paperback or ebook) and overjoyed if you&#39;d rate it and offer a critique - vital to others looking at it. Get BLOTTO this Christmas, eh? Thanks in anticipation. http...
Post #4523577
Made me laugh ...
Post #4523576
Rather shocked to find that my book, Blotto, has already been discounted by Amazon. Apologies to those that have already bought it. I certainly didn&#39;t authorise it. Apparently, they do it when books are selling well and want to incentivise more sales. My royalty of 91p per book (yes, 91p!) remains the same, but I don&#39;t know whether to feel annoyed or flattered. We shall see.
Post #4523575
Released my first full length novel, Blotto, on Amazon just before Christmas. Pleased to say it&#39;s starting to pick up some good reviews. I&#39;d love you to have a look. You can read a bit for free if you like? amzn.eu/d/ajUPhUB
Post #4523574
Oo-er! Look what arrived in the post today. My first batch of author copies. Love to know what you think. https://amzn.eu/d/f62qdTI
Post #4523573
My brilliant friend, Louis Netter, capturing the essence of my central character in Blotto - a video with voice over is on its way! https://amzn.eu/d/3zX2OUw in both paperback and Kindle.
Post #4523572
#GetBlotto The Pub. Please forgive my intonation here and there. Hope you get the gist? Blotto by Ted Smith on Amazon. Blotto amzn.eu/d/59c3Bxv
Post #4523571
@GrannyDeanna Thank you.
Post #4523570
#ShamelessSelfPromo Naturally, I like to see good reviews about Blotto - any writer would, of course. But what I find interesting is that various people are reading outside their preferred genre and enjoying it. Encouraging. Blotto https://amzn.eu/d/1m5TvDp
Post #4523569
A little cryptic crossword clue for all you night owls. Spoil your copy book as well? No-o! You must be pissed. (6)
Post #4523568
BREAKING: Reports surfacing that in 2022, Labour Deputy Leader, Angela Rayner, consumed a Yorkshire Pudding despite having been born in Lancashire. More to follow.
Post #4523567
I’m starting to get messages like this pop up on Twitter. It’s a nice feeling I tell you. I’m almost beginning to feel like a proper writer. Blotto https://amzn.eu/d/fbI8Duh
Post #4523566
@bookshelfie Can I add this? Thanks. https://amzn.eu/d/fuHDEKj
Post #4523565
@bookshelfie Thank you. Can you tell me, are authors expected to upload the entire book?
Post #4523564
Just this.