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  We're going back to the original account lore, trolling Linux nerds

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  1.) Users are the #1 vector for malware 2.) Linux has no users 3.) wow linux is secure

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  Buying CPU because I can't afford RAM

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  >AI researchers build something they know will hurt people >infosec chortles >"I would have the fervency of belief to stop myself creating a cycle of destruction" >stands up new Active Directory forest

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  The arc of the shaft is long, but it always bends towards the fluffer

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  2026 Shot 2017 Chaser

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  Oof I just realized you can see the work paintless dent repair did on my car if you're wearing polarized sunglasses. Visually it's kind of akin to the different magnetized zones in metal. Wonder why that is

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  We should have an annual Year 1995 day at work where we do stuff like open the kimono and eat our own dogfood

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  Imagine being GenX smoking ditch weed, having to tell your boyfriend to stop licking your pussy because this new show called Cowboy Bebop just came on

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  What half of you would be driving if you had the spoons to make one

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  Do your part https://defrag98.com/

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  Flockicular: How to use Flock to track your ex-wife's ovulation

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  What is specific advice useless to almost everyone but would've saved you a lot of money? (Based on a situation that is gonna cost me a lot pointless to warn other people about)

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  The haters stole my last one, but I know I had to do it to 'em, so I bought the exact same thing again. Step tracker. Bluetooth time sync and phone finder. Casio ABL100WE. Ask your parents.

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  https://textslashplain.com/2026/08/03/authenticode-and-uac/

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  Be suspicious of people who don't have a meaningful relationship with their car. Spending that much time that intimately with something of such essential service to their life is supposed to inspire identification and fealty.

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  VPNs can't hide you from God

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  New stats meme just dropped

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  You may think this is silly, but USB-based malware is absolutely still a thing in some countries.

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  https://suspicious.download

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  Great example: Try to generate a "pregnant plane," something a 5-year-old could draw, and you'll get nothing from an AI model.

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  Ghostbusters Corvette playing the Ghostbusters theme song in my Sunday night adventure around the city

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  This absolutely BANGS on a real soundsystem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9BLMNn0PrQ

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  Hmm

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  Sorry I'm making something of my life at an arcade unlike you losers

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  Happy 10 year anniversary to the Microsoft bae intern email. 🥳 HELL YES TO GETTING LIT ON A MONDAY NIGHT WITH HELLA NOMS AND YAMMER BEER PONG TABLES Yes, I set a reminder for this.

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  Are these rare

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  Mastodon is full of oppositional-defiant people who would not have told the police officer where John was.

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  I admire IT people 20 years in who still run home labs. It's like coming home from the egg salad sandwich factory, hearing, "what do you want for dinner, honey?" And saying, "same thing we have every night: egg salad sandwiches."

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  HAHAHA YES