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• Post #4477343

  Credits in surname alphabetic order seems a fair choice for this film. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4477179

  Maybe I missed some exposition while I was off doing other stuff.. ... but did we learn that the green laser key-bow thing is LESS lethal against eagles it hits in the face than it is against desert bandits it hits en masse with splash damage? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4476513

  "All that you know shall be mine!" Eeeeew. There's gonna be a lot of crampy shit in there. Maybe even the taste of a douchebag's poorly kept bumhole. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475830

  Aquel Folee? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475817

  Fresh Beastmaster of Bel Air. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475778

  "You'll take us to the Neutron Detonator NOW!" "Are you sure you'd not like to check out a cosmetic surgeon first? So you can ditch the mask?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475744

  "Arklon, not now. Time is fleeting. Neutron detonators only stay fresh for a day or two if it's sunny." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475646

  Please don't remind me of much better written stories I'd rather be watching, Kari Wuhrer. #TwilightZone is on the Internet Archive and I've been streaming it recently FWIW. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475621

  "No big cats were harmed in the making of this movie. But 3 valley girls had their heads bitten through after it aired when they nagged daddy to get them tigers as pets." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475452

  I get the impression that Wuhrer's character direction was "Do Monique Gabrielle struggling to act in Deathstalker 2." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475208

  Exeter? Film thinks its Richard the Third. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475100

  She can't remember how many days she was at a party? Roofied. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4475031

  So... The city on the edge of forever was actually 80s LA? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4474982

  "A dimensional portal, to your ultimate triumph! Behold, a tremendous and vast city with *very few falcons to challenge your facial integrity*! You shall be unstoppable!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4474883

  Chekov's mutated monster-aunt-exposition. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4474786

  I may be speaking prematurely, but this movie feels acutely aware of what the maximum amount of time it can spend on anything other than the money-saving crutch of filming in contemporary LA is. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4474739

  "I could make your power eternal" Is that a euphemism? Because I hear that promise is what got Sting into tantra. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4474559

  Wings Hauser in "Lawrence of her labia." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4474499

  The falcon's like "Uh, guys... How the fuck are you expecting me to disengage?! Don't ride off you ungrateful c***s." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4474446

  "Seize Him!" "I have a better idea. Kill his animals one by one, so he is powerless!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4474359

  Kari Wuhrer? Are we gonna get some softcore? And Robert Z'Dar? A chin that could open beer bottles too! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2

• Post #4474282

  #Beastmaster2 ? But I haven't seen the first one! How will I be able to keep up with the highly cerebral twists and turns? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

• Post #4474048

  I think this is a rare good movie that could be made great with a full on remake that doesn't care about shifting the tone to something more straightforward. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

• Post #4473657

  If reality just acts like you did stuff you deliberately didn't do... ... why get stressed out and bother about it? It was never in your hands to begin with, and certainly isn't going to be at any point in the future. You're off the hook. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

• Post #4473045

  Jurgen Procnow doing a Brando in Apocalpse Now impression. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

• Post #4472029

  "Desperate to seduce someone into believing you so that you don't have to escape indescribable cosmic horror alone" sex is the best sex. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

• Post #3948561

  So, that movie had potential, but it was a bit to "tabletop RPG" for me in how it kept jumping around from underbaked idea to idea. Too many characters were totally unnecessary: Why have good-cop orphanage manager at all when you could just spend more time with the bad-cop? Why have desert Jesus? Why have faux native American? Why have a load of redundant Solarbabies taking each other's time in the spotlight? Why have space Servalan? Narrative ADHD meant every single plot eleme...

• Post #3948346

  Bit of a design flaw in your aqua bunker if a woman's hands spontaneously catching fire and then electrically discharging into a console causes the entire place to explode, flood, and a concrete dam to spontaneously rupture. #Monsterdon #SolarBabies

• Post #3947778

  BeeGee Kenny Rogers John the Baptist. #Monsterdon #SolarBabies

• Post #3947450

  Terra super clued up on Metron's projected life grind. #Monsterdon #SolarBabies