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• Post #2825104

  To go to a doctor, I have to be too weak to resist. Takes about two weeks.

• Post #746913

  I like toast but I don’t like MAKING toast. I would like to buy a loaf of toast. Then I could just warm it up in the microwave.

• Post #634490

  I am self-employed and my boss is an incompetent jerk. I’ve already punished myself with a pay cut. I’m gonna sue my ass for what I did to me!

• Post #594605

  I did this during a party at my house. It was my design. We took turns drilling a hole for the chain, a different person put the chain on, another put the lock on, and the last person bent the key till it was un-useable. Locked knowledge. We are starved for knowledge (expensive college), but drowning in information (free advertising).