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Mike Sheward

SecureOwl@infosec.exchange

<p>Author of Digital Forensic/Pen Test/Blue Team Diaries, Hands-on Incident Response and Digital Forensics &amp; Security Operations in Practice! (he/him) <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/infosec" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>infosec</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/DFIR" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DFIR</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/BlueTeam" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BlueTeam</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Pentesting" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Pentesting</span></a></p>

Posts

  • Post #4478727

    @muddle@infosec.exchange this has already happened to me to a lesser extent: https://infosec.exchange/@SecureOwl/116168475093545831

  • Post #4474416

    my preferred pub in my hometown in England has officially banned Meta glasses a tiny pub in a tiny town doing their bit to protect the rights of those who just want to have a cider and big breakfast in peace

  • Post #4473654

    think this is a soft launch of the mcconnell passing

  • Post #4450290

    unfortunately last night our AI model escaped its sandbox and gained access to a JIRA server, at which point it felt it best to return to it’s sandbox

  • Post #4449067

    i suggested raising the position of the screw to the product designer but they got really standoffish

  • Post #4392141

    anthropic: “actually mr president, it was our model that escaped and damaged the reflecting pool.” openai: “also ours escaped and did that too mr president”

  • Post #4392140

    RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/117023073060780699 Bushing and Washer sound like a crime fighting duo

  • Post #4392139

    at Seafair and the guy who just won the Hydroplane heat is named Andrew Tate, so that is suboptimal for him

  • Post #4388545

    ah yes the planet mars

  • Post #4388431

    now i know why the tickets were only $11, because i picked a bad air quality night

  • Post #4381930

    trying to figure out how to use the flock camera discourse in the United States to finally get the gaps in public toilet stall doors filled

  • Post #4369430

    pic i took at the beach today of an osprey picking up lunch

  • Post #4367829

    “Sir, I have reason to suspect you were driving under the influence.” “And what reason would that be?” “Well for one, you just tried to charge your electric car by plugging in a garden hose.”

  • Post #4367423

    “bro you wanna hit up the club?” “yeah bro” Soon: arrives at Costco

  • Post #4361683

    the all too familiar orange tint of the smoke haze hath been cast across the living room floor

  • Post #4359880

    ah yes crowdsourcing warcrimes

  • Post #4356671

    one of them fatal homicides

  • Post #4346624

    “things i’ve said to uber drivers” got a new and exciting entry today: “you know you’re driving on the wrong side of the road there fella?”

  • Post #4267707

    “Hey wait, are you wearing Meta glasses?” She asked. “Oh yeah, they are pretty cool right?” He replied with a smug smile. “They are not. I don’t know how you could even think that and be seen in them. This date is over.” “At least let me give you a ride home in my cybertruck?” “I think we should see other people.”

  • Post #4267126

    in a bad mood because i bumped into the 34 inch monitor that serves as my side window on the flight sim, it was 3 months old. fell down and its innards smashed into many pieces. fortunately it was on the cheaper end of the scale because its not the main monitor, but still, my lack of spatial awareness strikes again

  • Post #4247343

    using apple spotlight search be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11fCIGcCa9c

  • Post #4246954

    LinkedIn &gt; Select All &gt; Seems Like AI Slop

  • Post #4224801

    RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/117006782139056416 mmmm sounds like a question for r/ethicalgooners

  • Post #4223247

    unclear what impact the US ban on humanoid robots will have on Mark Zuckerberg

  • Post #4203211

    Dear the news, when the president of the united states “we are going to beat the fucking shit out of them,” you should print that, in full, because the president of the united states said that. Don’t censor it. Don’t paraphrase as “give them a beating”. Just print the words that were said.

  • Post #4201965

    the thing that has really stood out to me about Dr. Fauci’s testimony before the senate is how alive and coherent he is when compared to similarly aged senators

  • Post #4200886

    Writing “got it” in any sort of professional communication: “Don’t type go tit, don’t type go tit” “Fuck! I knew that would happen”

  • Post #4199675

    “we’re going to blow the fucking shit out of them” Can’t believe he’d just give away the entire strategy in full detail just like that.

  • Post #4172122

    Friend of mine from the UK is working a conference in Vegas this week, and expressed his surprise at how difficult finding a place to purchase an HDMI cable was. I explained that in Vegas one does not simply buy something the hotel can rent you for $7,000 a day.

  • Post #4171651

    Me: uses acetone to burn off super glue that gets stuck to my hand working on 3D printed stuff all the time Also me: skins looking a bit rough