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SarahKite@jorts.horse

<p>socialist who likes cats, photography, plants, baseball and shitposting. I’m often inexorably sad. pedants in my replies get blocked. fuck AI forever <a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/acab" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>acab</span></a> <a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/transrights" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>transrights</span></a> she/her<br />longtime account is on dot social <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@SarahKite" class="u-url mention">@<span>SarahKite</span></a></span><br />bofalol &amp; RadicalTown alumnus<br />I also post on Bluesky</p>

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    If my baseball team is playing an away game, I will 100% be critiquing the other ballpark’s organ player as I watch on tv ⚾️

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    “Can you please turn off the rain?”

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    I want the kind of goofing-around friendship that these guys have

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    “Why don’t you have a nice dixie cup of blood. Don’t forget to stay hydrated!”

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    *swoon* shirtless Boris Karloff is the best Boris Karloff

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    I love how in a Godzilla movie, so much is dependent on the kaiju’s sleep schedule Why doesn’t the real world revolve around MY sleep schedule

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    It’s always darkest before the Toyotathon

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    looked up oxymoron in the dictionary and there was a photo of a Tesla hearse

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    🎶 that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spot..light.. landing on your Tesla 🎶

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    when you have two friends who you think would be perfect for each other

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    when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec

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    It’s like you can’t even turn around anymore without seeing a Cybertruck

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    Happy Baseball Season ⚾️ Here are screen grabs from the final minutes of The X-Files S6E19 The Unnatural, airing April 25, 1999 All 4 pics are of Mulder with his arms around Scully, both holding a baseball bat. He is teaching her to hit a baseball &amp;amp; they are VERY CUTE together You’re welcome 🥰

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    We have a variety of really nice colored pencils, but I found this box in the basement. It belonged to my S/O’s father, who was an architect specializing in specifications drafting. Some of the pencils inside are originals. The box has a patent date of 1936 (but I’m sure they’re newer than that)

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    “Newton?” *slow drag* *long exhale* “I haven’t heard that name in years”

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    Gonna tell my grandkids this was Joe Biden

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    Comin outa my Moog &amp;amp; I been doin JUS. FINE.

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    All tits should come with a Fountain on/off switch

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    I heard AIPAC won in tonight’s big debate but didn’t do so well in the NBA Draft pick

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    My tax dollars are already going to Israel, I don’t think I really needed to watch the AIPAC reboot of The Odd Couple

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    when your bathtub comes complete with a comically long charcuterie board

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    I dream that Gillian Anderson is a personal friend of mine more often than I dream about sex 🤔