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<p>Business Intelligence, Data Governance, Kittens, Heavy Metal, Food, Fighting, and anti-Fascism. Microsoft employee, all views are mine not theirs. He/Him/His.</p><p>Search enabled in Mastodon profile.</p>

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  • Post #4380097

    I didn&#39;t water the flowers for the past two days because we&#39;d been getting rain. This morning I saw that these flowers didn&#39;t think we got enough rain. I watered them, and set up a camera to capture the rebirth. This is a timelapse capturing roughly 4 hours in 25 seconds. #bloomscrolling

  • Post #3966550

    Working from home has so many benefits. Maggie is one of the softest. #CatsOfMastodon

  • Post #3813470

    I&#39;ve been a happy Roku customer and vocal evangelist of their products for over a decade. Yesterday their bullshit update landed on my devices. Today I own a new Apple TV 4K. There&#39;s no feedback channel to reach Roku privately, so I shared feedback publicly. #Roku #Enshittification https://ssbipolar.com/2026/07/08/an-open-letter-to-roku/

  • Post #3637306

    I have the best boss. She yells at me sometimes, but only when I need to be yelled at. #CatsofMastodon

  • Post #1490974

    I&amp;#39;ve worked in tech for ~30 years and have been building software one way or another for ~15 more. For almost all of that time, optimizing your code was a core required skill. Does your software run well on available hardware while using (reasonably) minimal resources? If the answer was no, you weren&amp;#39;t done - you had to figure out how to make the answer yes, or you had failed. One aspect of the current AI madness that I don&amp;#39;t see being discussed (not saying it&amp;#39;...

  • Post #1283095

    RE: https://mastodon.social/@grimalkina/116420791679323966 This whole thread!! I see so much of myself in this thread - both the story and the metastory. The need for narrative and the limitations/bias that choosing a narrative frame introduces are so important for understanding our own journey and for using our journey as a useful tool to help others on theirs.

  • Post #998471

    Never surrender!

  • Post #908813

    Seen at a gas station near SeaTac.

  • Post #908806

    RE: https://fediscience.org/@petergleick/116336565633580632 Trump will need to scrape the bottom of the barrel even more aggressively to find someone more evil and repugnant to replace her, but I&amp;#39;m confident he&amp;#39;ll manage somehow.

  • Post #908795

    I used to believe that every mediocre white guy with a podcast and an overblown sense of self worth could quote the art of war. Thanks to Pete Fucking Hesgeth I know this wasn&amp;#39;t true. Sun Tzu on the other hand is laughing his ass off.