SKiZM :wojak_ss:

SK1ZM@nicecrew.digital

"Damn it, I was having a good time ;(" -Myshkin "Every third thing he posts is disturbing" -Dagnar "SKiZM is the most tolerable account on ncd" -Theorytoe "how do you even consistently find yourself in the most creepy ass run down out in the boonies serial killer trucker areas" -Matty "I was super hungry for French toast a second ago, but now I just wanna kill myself." -JohnDarksoul "He drinks peach beer and plays starfield. He's just shitposting" -Xenophon "step aside blue faggots, a real cop is here" -BikerFren *BLOCKED* -JudgeDread

Posts

Post #4331955
Post #4229505
:aqua_cry:
Post #4229504
Wtf am I buying?! :cry_hq:
Post #4229503
Tfw no cootermogging gf :wojak_depressed:
Post #4049194
I got a school bus driver job in my town! Starts next month :cats_dance:
Post #4048780
Never relax
Post #4022776
Productive day; returned the furniture, picked out a better recliner from a real store. It's 100 degrees today, so I had a nice breakfast:
Post #4022763
Another successful #whitewomenwednesday
Post #3870471
Ok it actually turned out nice, but it's like a child's chair. I got in it barely (like sitting in a camping chair) and it's got the proper weight limit, but everything feels loose and wonky. Now I have to return it and they won't pick it up. I'm going to return the entertainment center too, because I'm guessing it is also particle board/ cardboard crap.
Post #3862551
Me, getting ready for my 30 minute self recorded video of an AI interview, so I can be the overnight stocker at Walmart in my late 40s
Post #3752507
:gm:
Post #3730136
Was talking on the phone to my friend because he hates his life and his job wages. I tried to explain the ripple effect of the new 2,100 Microsoft H1B visas being injected into our local economy, but he can't create a mental model at scale. He just kept defaulting to "but they're not (directly) taking my (specific) job (this morning)."
Post #3670436
Time for poop :smiley_coffee:
Post #3420599
Trying to explain to my normie friends that GTA 6 is nigger coded whenever they bring it up :soyjak: :animu_gun:
Post #3366292
These were considered comically mid in the 00s. :pepe_nerd:
Post #3353768
I have to go to church. Like, I NEED to. But I am unfamiliar with all the stupid sects, even though I've studied the Bible and various texts. The first two are appealing because I am an extremist in everything I do, so I'll go all in. But those churches are far away in the cities. There's a Lutheran church nearby, and Martin Luther was uber based, right? (This is not a pagan hellthread, I made my decision after that seizure/almost car crash last year)
Post #3180767
Americans will literally do anything else except revolt against their tyrannical government :insane:
Post #3127990
My friend is always complaining that I rush through every Helldiver map, because I stick to the main objectives. I set a straight path from the initial spawn point with the sub objectives, leading to the major objectives, and finally to the extraction point. That usually covers 75%-80% of the map and always includes the special Super Samples location BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND THE CORE MAP DESIGN. These procedurally generated maps are repetitive and predictable and I&#39;m completely burned out on...
Post #3127989
&gt;player 1 and 2 drive Warthog to enemy base &gt;player 3 drives Ghost to enemy teleport exit and parks on it to block &gt;player 2 grabs flag and throws into window slit landing outside &gt;player 1 grabs flag and enters Warthog &gt;player 2 drives Warthog home to score &gt;repeat
Post #3127988
60 seconds into the match waiting for randos to join:
Post #3127987
Sloppy bar fight to hit level 452 :smiley_coffee:
Post #1511708
I just noticed the supervisor texted me yesterday from a work phone, so now they&#39;re dangerously close to a Hitler video edit on the recent messages list. :uncomfortable:
Post #773941
Her name is Noelia Castillo and tomorrow she will be the first person to receive euthanasia for depression in Spain. She was living in a supervised center with migrants when she was gang raped by them. Afterwards, she tried to kill herself by jumping from a fifth floor. But she became paraplegic instead. She’s 25 years old and today is her last day alive. :despair: