RxBrad

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Nerd / Pharmacist. Hi.I have a <a href="https://mastodon.rxbrad.com/tags/whippet" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#whippet</a> puppy that I'm fairly certain wants to eat my face.Also, I'm told that I'm the worst. 🏆

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Post #4088830
Just had to nope out of a literal "driving a car is fascist" thread on Lemmy.
Post #3968490
I have a puppy who desperately wants to eat my TV remote.
Post #3968489
Cricket's bull weiner chew was a whole lot bigger than this a week ago #ItWasInThePool
Post #3968488
Online People Rule 1:Every time you discover something new and interesting, scour the Internet for any reason to be outraged about and hate that fun new thing.
Post #3968487
Ordered some scissors off Amazon. Can't use them because I need scissors to open the package.
Post #3968486
Our governor here in Michigan, caught on a hot mic at a recent AI datacenter groundbreaking, saying she's used to ignoring constituents maybe opposed to datacenters and pushing them though anyways... She's negotiated a deal with the datacenters that they won't raise electricity prices. That's like me saying that I negotiated a deal with my puppy that Purina won't raise her puppy food prices. Everything is dumb.
Post #3968485
If everyone in the World drank from the same Cup, we'd all have super-herpes. 🌠
Post #3968484
New AI tell: "The ___ still exist — they just look like ___ now."
Post #3968483
Turns out soccer isn't real.
Post #3968482
I am famously known for eating food and then eventually pooping it out.
Post #3968481
Is it okay to be looking forward to Avengers: Doomsday? Should I actually watch the last four years of Marvel that I gave up on?
Post #3968480
Oh, hey. I had Crowdsec Manager running on my VPS, using their Docker Compose template. Including this part: ports: - "8080:8080" I just accidentally discovered that anyone could access the UI with [VPS IP]:8080, even though it's locked behind Pangolin's authentication. So, yeah... Don't expose sensitive VPS ports in Docker unless you know they're firewalled, kids. Time to go tear shit down and rebuild it... https://github.com/hhftechnology/crowdsec_man...
Post #3968479
Oh, I guess we're doing this now. #whippet #BadCat
Post #3861418
"The Fast & the Furious". Presented by Olive Garden.
Post #1971831
Phew... I almost let it slip that the whole "woke agenda" that online doodieheads complain about... It has actually been Step 4 in my seventeen-step plan to get Taco Bell to bring back their $2 Value Meals.
Post #1971830
I like to live dangerously. I comb my hair before I put my shirt on in the morning.
Post #1971829
Not sure if any of you have noticed, but I'm a goddamn treasure.
Post #1971828
FACT: The best character in all of Star Trek is Morn. #StarTrek
Post #1971827
I'm mad about people doing things differently than me. How dare they eat that slice of pizza starting from the not-crust end?
Post #1971826
Pro Tip: Don't listen to any of my tips.
Post #1971824
Hey! We get our new whippet puppy in about 8 weeks! Potentially even this little slug-nugget. (The breeder has one of two candidate puppies earmarked for us).
Post #1971823
GameStop has $56 billion?
Post #1971822
Have a happy Star War.
Post #1971821
Use the Steam Controller, Luke.
Post #1971820
Quitting my job to be a full-time professional yum-yucker.
Post #1971818
If the PS5 is "ninth gen" videogames, that would make PS6 "tenth gen". Or "Gen X", if you will. Which ironically, might be the first time this particular Gen X'er doesn't buy into any of the consoles...
Post #1971817
Spraypainting all of the local wildlife white, so when the local news talks about an "albino raccoon insurgence" on a slow news day, I can point &amp; laugh at the TV.
Post #1971816
BRAD YOU NEED TO STOP CONSIDERING DROPPING $100 ON ANOTHER GAMEPAD RIGHT NOW
Post #1971815
Six Seven.
Post #1971814
Valve's busted servers saving me from my own bad financial decisions right now...