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• Post #2553336

  SubGenius Glossary 5/13/2026: Emaculation - When JHVH-1 contacted “Bob” Dobbs with the divine Prescriptures. “Bob” was able to access this divine revelation after a supposed “accident” tinkering on a TV of his own design. Though it took time to get going, this ultimately resulted in The Church of the SubGenius. To this day some SubGenii shock themselves on television sets ritually, though some are probably just perverts. #subgenius #bobdobbs

• Post #2553335

  @nevar23 She kneads them biscuits! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH3mYQaSA7I&feature=youtu.be

• Post #2553334

  RE: https://dobbs.town/@Spud_Coolzip/116571040589406220 This is so true. We must preserve these precious devices so we can shock ourselves to talk to JHVH-1. Or at least prank call the old bastard.

• Post #2553333

  The amount of hatred I see directed towards AI data centers feels like a unifying force among Americans. Sometimes you start where you are and where you are is pissed off.

• Post #2553332

  Hang in there buddy, two more are coming. #Giuliani #ghosts #uspol

• Post #2553331

  RE: https://dobbs.town/@mstiemisty/116574961443360562 If you want to get copies of my stuff - PDF or physical copy - go to https://ko-fi.com/xenofact #zine #xine #subgenius #taoism

• Post #2466501

  Learn the difference at https://www.SubGenius.com/

• Post #2466499

  It's finally out after a few delays! A compendium of Dispatches from the Church of the Unanswered Question! Get twenty pages of dispatches, rants, resources, and more! #SubGenius https://ko-fi.com/s/0689fc4dcb

• Post #2449812

  SubGenius Glossary 5/11/2026: Normals - People that are just, well, normal. Almost always Humans, but no small amount are unawakened SubGenii. They’re why things suck and are the most loyal troops of The Conspiracy because it provides normalcy. Real pain to work with. Almost all Normals are Pinks and vice versa. #subgenius #bobdobbs

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• Post #2191325

  #Epstein #iran

• Post #2014590

  There's a quiet, lovely loneliness in the strangeness of the cosmos.

• Post #1975148

  You know too many furries AND political geeks when someone mentions "Silver" you don't know if they mean the hedgehog or the statistics weirdo who had a breakdown.

• Post #1975145

  SubGenius Glossary 5/2/2026: The Prescriptures - The revelations of JHVH-1 to “Bob” Dobbs. Revealed in parts to the public because of the sheer revelatory nature and because stringing people along is profitable. First printed in The Book of the SubGenius. #subgenius #bobdobbs

• Post #1975144

  I speculate on the possibility of an American Catholic Church splintering off. I examine why some people gravitate to the Church, and what it means for a possible split. https://www.xenofact.com/2026/05/03/the-american-catholic-church/ #religion #catholicism

• Post #1975143

  SubGenius Glossary 5/3/2026: “Connie” Dobbs - The primary wife of “Bob” Dobbs. Possible descendant of alien-human hybrids. She keeps everything running when “Bob” forgets or gets lost, which is honestly a lot. Can change appearances constantly. Just as promiscuous as “Bob” but far less known. The Yang to his Yin, the two are inseparable, even when they’re sleeping with other people. #subgenius #bobdobbs #connie #conniedobbs

• Post #1975142

  Today's Nameless Ritual: Just messing around and doing everything from chores and art. Plus playing some Vampire Crawlers. Got Falafel for dinner. How are you aligning your slack today?

• Post #1938646

  #taoism #meme #wellkinda #wheresthealchemy

• Post #1863020

  I think I'm going to start calling annoying would-be Techbro dictators "Lex Losers"

• Post #1863014

  SubGenius Glossary 4/29/2026: SubGenius Nuclear Family - The only healthy way to live - extending family as far as you can go to the ultimate Fully Extended SubGenius Nuclear Family. Included the mailman, mom’s girlfriend, and other SubGenius Nuclear Families. Tribalism the right way, it’s tribes all the way up and down. The opposite of the Pink Nuclear Family. #subgenius #bobdobbs

• Post #1863010

  RE: https://dice.camp/@johnzajac/116493717198409386 This. Entirely this. I got to live in a state like that. Literally set themselves behind 30 years on public transport. A flat state. Like cmon. Build a train.

• Post #1677577

  Vault of Slack #10 is out - and #11 is fast approaching. Don't fall behind and get #10 NOW! https://ko-fi.com/s/3f7d7e8c5e #subgenius #zine #vaultofslack

• Post #1677576

  SubGenius Glossary 4/22/2026: Slack - Something for nothing. Free time where stuff still gets done. The great motivation that is also laziness. Slack is the quest of all SubGenii and any living thing with any sense whatsoever. Slack is the only reason to keep going, and you know if you’ve lost it - but might not always know if you have it. A potential manifestation of Yacatizma, helps Time Control. #subgenius #bobdobbs

• Post #1677574

  How about fucking no? "Members on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee are divided over whether President Donald Trump should pardon Jeffrey Epstein’s convicted co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell in exchange for her cooperation in the panel’s Epstein investigation, Chair James Comer said in an interview Wednesday." https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/04/22/congress/to-pardon-maxwell-or-not-00887823 #epstein #trump

• Post #1677570

  Today's Nameless Ritual: Playing Vampire Crawlers! The sequel to Vampire Survivors. Ridiculous card battling! Pure slack AND mental crack! How are you aligning your Slack today? #slack #vampirecrawlers

• Post #1677569

  Living with the Trump administration is: * 45% existential terror. * 45% the same experience we get watching a know-it-all completely fuck their shit up. * 10% dark humor.

• Post #1638253

  SubGenius Glossary 4/23/2026: Money - The ultimate abstraction. A spiritual gift. The lube in the orgy of commerce. Part of Economics, Politics, and Religion. Used by The Conspiracy to control Pinks and Normals. SubGenii both love money for what it can do and don’t buy into The Conspiracy’s head trips that make us both desire and hate it. You should also send lots of it to “Bob” Dobbs so he can keep it out of the hands of evildoers at www.SubGenius.com.. #subgenius #bobdobbs #money

• Post #1633276

  SubGenius Glossary 4/21/2026: The Memory Wars - An event caused by The Conspiracy to derail X-Day, altering the memories of everyone on Earth to stop the arrival of the Xists. The SubGenii at least partially stopped them, but we can’t remember how. Probably fragmented the timeline through sheer psychic chaos and may have allowed dangerous entities into our world like Moonshrimp. It’ll get cleared up after Omicron Epsilon, but that’s in 2178. #subgenius #bobdobbs

• Post #1516440

  #hormuz #iran #iranwar

• Post #1409499

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@oldbookillustrations/116423140022936152 Dude looks familiar.