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• Post #2468656

  If anyone finds out who invented our healthcare system let me know so I can kick them in the testicles

• Post #2458062

  since there might not be a wednesday dvival due to my infirmity, heres an update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6qacmStrJE

• Post #2048187

  Who wants to join me Wednesday afternoon on TikTok for a live sermon and test pilot for my Sub-G 700 club type show? Don't have one? make one, ignore the slop, and find "@jakethefuckbringer" or "Sub-Genius Of Denver" https://www.tiktok.com/@jakethefuckbringer. I'll give a more exact time later today. Don't know how to use TikTok? Its ok. Neither do i, thats why I'm testing this before i make any promises

• Post #2048186

  YouTube Version https://youtu.be/oR77-Z31Iw4?si=5nfX3TTTs3BiLT5Q

• Post #1928120

  So it says it's finished processing but i can't find it anywhere yet. Here's the hype page. https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/pineappledodgeball/post-junk-for-acid-punks

• Post #1928119

  Its Out NOW. 100% human music. NO AI. Just raw shitty post punk made by a guy who can just barley play. https://open.spotify.com/album/5uO2arXKCunXnY9Iz8zyLH?si=uhG7mc_GSFazVRKGxAhV5w

• Post #1928118

  I will be preaching and handing out pamplets at the Denver Art Walk TONIGHT!

• Post #1928117

  Gave out EVERY SINGLE PAMPHLET TONIGHT

• Post #1928116

  Pretty productive vacation . Danced with cute girls at a goth show, released a record, killed 2 cases of beer, a bottle of bourbon, a bottle of sake, an oz of weed, 3 cans of nitrous, and some shrooms. Brought souls to "Bob" and had a pretty bitchin jack off sesh or two.

• Post #1928115

  The only footage I managed to get of my street preaching https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8p1CgwJ/

• Post #1928114

  Now that this music shit is out of the way, i can give writing and pouring my soul out a fuckin rest, focus on actually improving my guitar playing, and im now free to persue other art! while my art collective gets ready, It's time to do some more "Bob" focused shit. Play more with my visual/perfromance art side.

• Post #1928113

  Slack Radio touched me where I pee

• Post #1483707

  Don't blame me, I voted for "Bob"

• Post #1483706

  "Bob" Please wake up now. I belive that Heroin Bob, was one of the manifestations of our lord. Behold here his martyrdom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi4QJReVWhE&list=RDqi4QJReVWhE&start_radio=1

• Post #1483705

  I'll take my balls and i'll stick em in plaster I gotta way to get to heaven faster J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is the living slack master Take my word, imma cool youth pastor

• Post #1483704

  would yall be down help me with a small project? I'd like to make a "modern" SubsGenius ad, in the style of He Gets Us, Scientology, LDS. The premise is simple. "Bob Is" "Bob" is the Black goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young. "Bob" is Heaven's One True Policeman. "Bob" is the gun and you are the bullet. ect ect Clips of us desribing "Bob" just a modern take...

• Post #1483703

  I frankly don't wanna live past 50-60 ish. I'm young yet. I got a few more decades before I get bored. But the more I see, I'm just like, Man I'd rather go out crashing the car instead of waiting for it to rust. Maybe I'm wrong, but living for the long haul just don't seem worth the effort, especially when you're single and won't have any family by that point.

• Post #1483702

  Yet another assassination attempt on your humble narrator, courtesy of THE CONSPIRACY. NICE TRY WITH THAT SNOW YOU SONS OF BITCHES!

• Post #1483701

  When X Day cums, so will I.

• Post #1483700

  Just thinking of the pinks getting burned alive with death rays, revived, and then burned again just for funsies, makes me FUCKING MOIST

• Post #1483699

  voodoo ranger G Force 11% abv. Honestly? Terrible . It was nasty, too strong and gave me a headache. I like voodoo ranger but I'll stick to juice force. 11 is just too much

• Post #1483698

  Repeal the laws of physics. They are against my religious beliefs and a form of discrimination

• Post #1483697

  I got rid of all the ai Jesus slop in my tick tock feed and now it's all AI Satan slop. God fucking damn it

• Post #1483696

  THIS IS THE U.N. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED COME OUT AND DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP

• Post #1483695

  DRINK! FECK ARSE!

• Post #1483694

  I just injected a WHOLE MARIIJUANA, am I gonna die?

• Post #1288801

  I may have just written one of my best songs yet, "Short Duration Personal Savior" I've got A reason to live And if I don't I got some ways to die I've got A reason to give $40 to some fucking guy I've got A problem with cops Why won't they let me have any fun I've got A Pipe full of frop And when I take a hit I meet my Short duration personal savior Short duration personal savior Short duration personal savior Sh...

• Post #1288796

  Here have YET ANOTHER BOBSONG

• Post #1288794

  Have a listen to a rough demo of "Short Duration Personal Savior"! "I've got a pipe full of frop"