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• [oc] I do what I want

  context, this is from a 1992 anti piracy video “don’t copy that floppy” youtu.be/up863eQKGUI

• r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is

  if you’re mad that a Lemmy shitpost mentions Reddit I’ll give you a second meme ABSOLUTELY FREE!! but wait, THERES MORE !!! if you call right now I’ll throw in a third meme for only $19.99!!

• shrimp mode activated

  idk if “shrimp mode” is an inside joke or not so I’ll give the og image too:

• upgrades people upgrades

• should have just complied 😒

• what of it? 🤨

• thats a fire fit bro

• boioioioioinggg

  that’s a uh, spring noise if you couldn’t tell

• brains on autopilot

  I relate to this one, like half of the posts or comments I make are edited because i just always find a way to forget something or make a spelling error lol

• SIX DOLLAR SRIMP SPECIAL

  sent this as a comment, but thought I should just post it also

• minor inconvenience, go!!

• literally 451°

• brand new sentence

  context because this is kinda a terminally online meme: A popular online “looksmaxxer” got a bunch of cosmetic surgery and people are making fun of how it isn’t worth it for male insecurities This guy is an asshole and the hate is deserved. He shot an alligator on stream for views (which is illegal btw) and overdosed on stream and a bunch of other bad shit. Along with promoting insecurities/dangerous chemicals/steroids/treating women like objects/penis pumps/etc to children. For those that...

• Why even try? The peak of humor has already been reached

• taking a stand

• TIL portable breathalyzers aren't _**generally**_ admissable in court

  EDIT: The law is complicated on this topic and it varies by region. I didn’t think this needed saying when I made the post, but this isnt an end all be all on the topic, it’s just something I found interesting & posted it to c/Today I Learned. Don’t take legal advice from a Lemmy post. Talk to a lawyer. The Purpose of Portable Breath Tests Portable breath tests are commonly used by law enforcement officers to quickly estimate a person’s blood alcohol content (BAC) at the scene of a su...

• I'm just better

• I up petting my area

• happy pride rule

• disgusting

  joke it’s Jerma985, he is just a normal streamer who’s for some reason popular with trans people and autistic people (I’m both)

• miku rule

  I was recreating a meme from !femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone but ran into my wall I got a bit of paint in the headset 😭

• pls do this to me rule

  dude I would be so damn happy if I got a golden sticker from a pretty lady for each good task I did, I would be so much more productive Also, on a related note, I literally held a 1 on 1 conversation in vrchat from literally 1am to 10am. it was so nice talking to someone who has similar issues but like also kinda has come out on the other side

• man wot de hell

  rule I saw this mailbox today and I want one so bad

• brb

• chad

• hidden! :3

• weeeeeee!!!!!!

• stock photos rule

  GOD I love stock photos

• rule ‼️‼️💃🔥🔥🔥🕺

• he is illegal for an amazing reason

  rule